[Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]
Teddy Roosevelt: Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.
Jedediah: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
Larry Daley: I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...
Merenkahre: You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!
Shepseheret: Such lovely people.
Ahkmenrah: Here we go...
Larry Daley: They were very happy, always singing with candles...
Larry Daley: Yeah. They really weren't happy.
Larry Daley: No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
Larry Daley: Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.
Jedediah: Where the heck are we?
[the Pompeii volcano starts]
Octavius: Ohh... Pompeii.
[They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]
Jedediah: This is the last round up!
[the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]
Octavius: We must never speak of what happend here today.
[Dexter pees on them again]
Jedediah: Come on, that wasn't necessary!
Alice Eve: He's doing his Wolverine thing.
Larry Daley: You know what you have to do?
Larry Daley: That's right, just make sure she stays in there.
[Laa is blocking the security guard door]
Tilly: You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.
Larry Daley: These guys depend on me.