Dana Carvey credited as playing...
Pops
- Pops: This is uh, Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. And, of course my, girlfriend Rhonda.
- Pops: Now, if we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days. You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.
- Max: Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.
- Gidget: Oh, uh, hi, Max.
- [her tail starts wagging]
- Max: Yeah, uh...
- Gidget: [to her tail] Play it cool!
- [Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles]
- Max: Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...
- [clears throat]
- Max: Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...
- [Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him]
- Max: Okay!
- Pops: Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!