Remember Sunday (2013 TV Movie)
David Hoffman: Jerry
Quotes
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Jerry : [after listening to molly's voice on recorder pen] Remember Suzi Watkins? Fifth grade? She gave you all her valentines.
Gus : Suzi... what does that have to do with...
Jerry : Ellen Gazinski, junior year. She asked YOU to junior prom. I didn't even stand a chance until you moved to California. It was 12 years of school, watching women just fall into your lap, and what did I always get? I got a double feature at home with popcorn and my sister. And I even had a flat stomach back then. Even Brenda liked you better than me.
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Gus : [Gus' phone rings] Hey, Jerry.
Jerry : So, is she a dud? Don't-don't give it away. Just say yes or no.
Gus : Huh?
Jerry : Gus, where the hell are you?
Gus : Home.
Jerry : Are you serious? I knew it. Why are you at home?
Gus : I live here.
Jerry : Don't you know what tonight is?
Gus : Trash night?
Jerry : Gus, are you dressed? I want you in date-night clothes when I get there. I'm coming over.
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Jerry : You blew this on purpose. Tell me you didn't blow this on purpose.
Gus : Jerry, I didn't know.
Jerry : That's not an excuse anymore!
Gus : No, it's not an excuse; it's a fact.
Jerry : Well, it's not acceptable anymore! Why do I even bother? Answer me that.
Gus : Because you're my best friend, and you've been since I was six years old.
Jerry : That's right. I'm just glad you didn't have to write that down this morning.
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Gus : What if I'm better off without someone? Or maybe they'd be better off? Maybe this is just my brain protecting me.
Jerry : Or maybe you're just a total wuss. Go in. Look for her. Eat. Listen to her stories. Maybe you'll kiss her.
Gus : Jerry.
Jerry : What? If the whole thing goes belly up, you won't remember anything in the morning. What do you have to lose?
Gus : Valid point.
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Gus : So, this is it?
Jerry : Same address as on her envelope.
Gus : Are you sure about this?
Jerry : Be contrite. Say "I'm sorry", hand her the roses and ask for another chance. Fourth floor, number 417. Gus?
Gus : What's your stake in all of it?
Jerry : One of us should have a love life, right?
Gus : What happened to Brenda?
Jerry : Get out of the car.
Gus : Bye.
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Jerry : Look... If you plan on telling this girl and keeping her, you got to romance her first, you know? Take her someplace razzle dazzle-y.
Gus : [laughing] Razzle dazzle.
Jerry : Yeah, razzle dazzle-y. I took a girl out a couple months ago. She loved it.
Gus : You're cheating on Brenda?
Jerry : Brenda is seeing someone else. We're divorced. It's been over a year now. Actually 14 months, 22 days, but who's counting? I'm so tired of telling you this story.
Gus : But Brenda was so great.
Jerry : I know, okay? Signing those divorce papers was the biggest mistake of my life. Why do you think I'm jogging?
