Asshole
Date
Haley Lusky
Lisa
Linda Schwartz
Craig
Emcee
Hank Trenton
Sandy
Waitress
Kenny
Mona Burack
Barb Schwartz
Allen Brown
Paul
Mindy Stein
Seth / Computer Face
Newscaster
Corey
Ira Schwartz
Kate Harrison
Tyce
Gloria
Gavin
Paparazzi
Benjamin
Big Pete
Kelly
The Zack Attack
Majee
TV Cook
Cater Waiter
Tondra
Billy Morrison
Young Billy
Ms. Farrow
Leanne
Sexy Girl 2
Lucas
Angel
Jodi Sawyer
Papa
Gloria's Daughter
Young Barb 1
Tim
Spin Fly Girl
Sexy Girl 1
Jason (as Noah Douglas Neiman)
Pizza Guy
Asshole's Girlfriend
Peter Brown
Crystal
Jessica
Sierra
Leigh
Child Actor
Young Barb 2