28 January 2017 | lor_
Workman-like IR exercise from Bluebird
Assigned by London's Bluebird Films to its Chatsworth division, this first volume of Asian meets white boys porn has some big names in the cast but is generic porn. "Marc Twain" delivers his (or her) usual perfunctory product.
DVD box calls this "Fusion" as an aid to the rack-jobber, who files Adult Cinema in this downtrodden video era under such dubious categories as Teen, MILF, Couples, etc., etc. This made-up bin designation is likely a Britishism stemming from the culinary world, where a couple of decades back the Asian Fusion cuisine was all the rage.
Fused with some big-dick white talent are superstars Asa Akira and the great Syren (whose peak was a decade earlier, while equally beautiful and talented Mia Lelani, Jayna Oso and big-boobed Jessica Bangkok round out the femme lineup. DVD segments are padded by inclusion of interview material, better left to the Bonus section on the Menu.
Twain's skits are dull and the sex uninspired, relegating this Bluebird to the remainder bin, where it belongs.