Cordially Invited (2013)

Lauren White: Ms. Faraday

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Frank Hardy : So, how are we going to do this thing?

  Ms. Faraday : Torture, right? This is a torture thing.

  Father Dowling : Aw, praise the Lord, I hope so. I gave up my Sunday for this.

  Jasa Kabob : Are those cupcakes for us?

  Uncle Hank : I'm the uncle. I should do it. If anybody should do it, it should be kin.

  Goth Caterer : No.

  [brandishing a kurki blade] 

  Goth Caterer : I've got this.

• [Frank prevents Father Dowling from pummeling the handcuffed Abbey] 

  Ms. Faraday : Wait! Why are we stopping him? Lord knows we all want to chainsaw that precious little smile off her precocious little face! She's evil.

  Abbey Tuesday : No, you silly gooses, I'm abdorbs. I'm on Team Good Guy. I help solve crimes and stuff.