Cordially Invited (2013)

Dan Franko: Frank Hardy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Frank Hardy : So, how are we going to do this thing?

  Ms. Faraday : Torture, right? This is a torture thing.

  Father Dowling : Aw, praise the Lord, I hope so. I gave up my Sunday for this.

  Jasa Kabob : Are those cupcakes for us?

  Uncle Hank : I'm the uncle. I should do it. If anybody should do it, it should be kin.

  Goth Caterer : No.

  [brandishing a kurki blade] 

  Goth Caterer : I've got this.

• Frank Hardy : She killed my brother. It was the Nickelodeon Kids Detective Awards. Joe was singing because that's what Joe did - he sang. And then...

  [make a throat slashing gesture] 

  Frank Hardy : She was there coincidentally... My biggest fan watching, just lying in wait to sweep in and solve the case. And now... now, I'm just the Hardy Boy.

  Abbey Tuesday : More like Hardly a Boy. You're what? A hundred years old?

  Frank Hardy : Hey! Don't you fuck with a Hardy Boy, okay?