The Host (voice)
The Announcer / Dick Van Dyke (voice)
Yoko Ono (voice)
William S. Burroughs (voice)
James Joyce / H.P. Lovecraft (voice)
The Babysitter (voice)
Ayn Rand (voice)
Sammy Davis Jr. (voice)
The Virgin Mary (voice)
Salvador Dali (voice)
Charles Langford
John Dilworth (as John R. Dilworth)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)