Mortdecai (2015)
Ewan McGregor: Martland
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Quotes
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Martland : The fact that you're as drunk as a fiddler's bitch in no way obviates the fact that you very nearly caused an international incident. A man your age has no excuse for looking or behaving like a fugitive from a home for alcoholic music hall artistes.
Mortdecai : I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.
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Mortdecai : [upon viewing a murder victim] Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.
Martland : Bronwen Fellworthy, Oxford art restorer. Did you know here?
Mortdecai : Slightly. I do recall a vague memory of her having once, involuntarily, one would hope, releasing a fart of such frightening power and timbre that I feared she had done herself a horrible mischief.
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Martland : [to Mortdecai] What is that infernal thing on your lip?
