Doug Walker credited as playing...
Nostalgia Critic • Jess Aarons
- Nostalgia Critic: God, I'm sick to death of these forced whimsical moments. Can't once just something go incredibly wrong in this movie?
- Jess' mom: Oh my God, Jess!
- Jess' dad: Where in God's name have you been?
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, good; somebody better be dead!
- Jess' dad: Your friend, Leslie, is dead.
- Nostalgia Critic: [embarrassed] Send your angry e-mails to NostalgiaCritic@IdiotWithBadTiming.com!
- Nostalgia Critic: Okay. Can I just say that forgiving Disney for the Jonas Brothers is made a little bit easier when they have a small child saying 'God damns you to Hell' several times in their kids' movie?