Rock the Kasbah (2015)

Zooey Deschanel: Ronnie

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Quotes 

• Ronnie : We have to talk, Richie.

  Richie Lanz : No!

  Ronnie : I don't like this.

  Richie Lanz : We have to Rock!

• [first lines] 

  Maureen : [having just finished singing her audition]  Mr. Lanz? I'm done.

  Richie Lanz : [long pause]  No.

  [sighs] 

  Richie Lanz : Forgive me. No. You're just beginning.

  Maureen : You liked it?

  Richie Lanz : Liked it? You made me want to swallow poison. And forget pitch, rhythm and tone... and emotional attachment to the lyric or the melody.

  Maureen : I'm sorry. I don't think I...

  Richie Lanz : A grain of sand slips into an oyster... and irritates the bivalve. What happens?

  Maureen : A pearl.

  Richie Lanz : Celine Dion. Miss Nicki Minaj. Christina Aguilera occasionally. All of them deeply, profoundly irritating. Each one of 'em a huge star. You - mighty Mo - are that irritant.

  [inhales] 

  Maureen : So you'll represent me?

  Richie Lanz : If you'll have me... Richie Lanz Management... globally, in all markets.

  Maureen : [squeals, laughs] 

  Ronnie : [entering]  Welcome to the team.

  Maureen : Thank you! Thank you. So $1,200?

  Richie Lanz : It's just to cover wardrobe, studio time, gym classes.

  Maureen : Oh, I go to a gym...

  Richie Lanz : Wanna get you a good blender too.