No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie

The 2021 Loud House movie may be the single worst movie I've ever seen.

So unbelievably lazy, convoluted, sloppy, badly written, and just all around frustrating. Just acknowledging its existence is enough to make my blood boil.

So as you can expect, I went into this one expecting absolute Hell. And wouldn't you know it, I experienced Hell, but not the kind I was dreading.

Much like The Casagrandes Movie that just came out (WHY did they release these so close together??), this was a very dull and monotonous Hell.

As with The Casagrandes Movie, there's actually not much here that actively pisses me off but I just find the thing so damn boring and slow.

A hodge-podge of tired Bond tropes and lame set-pieces, things that make no sense (Lincoln clearly had enough time to jump out of the rocket after pressing that button), the movie clumsily convolutes and Status Quoes its way to the forced conclusion.

I called The Casagrandes the blandest movie I'd seen, but I think this actually overtakes it.

And although I'd take bland over frustrating any day of the week, I just can't wait for this franchise to end already.

These Paramount Plus cash in specials never seem auspicious but they have been so far so good.

I like the vibe and characters of the Loud House though I think I've reached a point where I can either take them or leave them, but I liked the first movie an this was an excellent follow up: excellent as a made for home-media follow up, not the theatres but still plenty of fun.

The homage to the spy genre and how they work that into the character ark really works and the over-all theme of the franchise (that family is something worth holding out for) yet again works without going all traditional values on us.

I did not care for some flatulence gags but a lot of it is pretty funny, sometimes maybe a little predictable but over all a worthy addition to the series which manages to be more than a little touching.

Everything about the movie is unrealistic nor good. This movie shows a lack of effort every single minute I'm watching.

None of the characters are likable, especially Lincoln. There are no groundbreaking plots in this movie and nothing is original.

I bet a two-year-old can think of a better plot than this. There are way too many predictable elements to this movie that there are just too many to name.

The animation, however, is good, but everything else is just straight garbage. Watching this never made me smile, it just made me uncomfortable and made me cringe in the entire movie.

I truly do not recommend this movie to anyone who has more than half of a brain cell and people who actually have good taste in what an actual movie is.

Even after having seen the movie with low expectations because I had no interest in seeing it "other than due to social pressure" , I still can't believe how pretentious and ridiculous it feels with every minute that progresses I don't get along very well with the first movie because it still seems like one of the weakest and most boring of the franchise , and that's why I had no reason to see the sequel Now that I have finally seen the movie , I come to say that not only does it seem worse to me than the previous one... , even consider that Cars 2 is much better than this Is true , The Loud House 2 is , for me , the most disappointing sequel I have ever seen , it has a ridiculous plot , horrible jokes , and it detaches itself from everything that happened in the previous film I make it quite clear that I don't like stories about spies or secret agents and I even feel that it makes Lincoln look completely ridiculous, because he always has to talk about it, making him tired And for a change , his ridiculous hobby for David Steele put his entire family in danger because she wanted to get involved in a mission that Myrtle "her grandmother" did not want to be part of because all she wanted was to marry Lincoln's grandfather Lincoln's sisters took a backseat and practically do nothing And not to mention that the animation is very poor , the new characters have horrible designs and the backgrounds look static and lifeless , even the original movie looks more presentable

All this is the result of a movie that continues to prove me right when I say that this series should already be canceled , and also that the only ones who are happy with this thing are only the fans who never demand anything and settle for everything what they are given.

This movie sucks. Just like the last one too many plot holes, no point of making these movies, the movie doesn't make it sense at all and wasted potential Lincoln's character was ruined and they gave more screen time to the boring sisters than the sisters that are liked by fanbase and are actually enjoyable (Luna,Lana,Lucy). And you are telling me Lily got a gadget when she is a freaking baby before luna Lana Lucy and etc? The movie also didn't make any sense because I bet this movie wouldn't be this long if the characters actually had brains and used their powers. Hell I bet if Lincoln had a brain in this movie this would be way shorter, and can we please stop having Lynn act like a child? I like Lynn because of her character but I feel like the writers are trying to make us hate her by making her annoying, rowdy, immature and being a bully to Lincoln 9 times out of 10? Can I actually see some character development from Lynn or make her get humbled?