No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie

The 2021 Loud House movie may be the single worst movie I've ever seen.

So unbelievably lazy, convoluted, sloppy, badly written, and just all around frustrating. Just acknowledging its existence is enough to make my blood boil.

So as you can expect, I went into this one expecting absolute Hell. And wouldn't you know it, I experienced Hell, but not the kind I was dreading.

Much like The Casagrandes Movie that just came out (WHY did they release these so close together??), this was a very dull and monotonous Hell.

As with The Casagrandes Movie, there's actually not much here that actively pisses me off but I just find the thing so damn boring and slow.

A hodge-podge of tired Bond tropes and lame set-pieces, things that make no sense (Lincoln clearly had enough time to jump out of the rocket after pressing that button), the movie clumsily convolutes and Status Quoes its way to the forced conclusion.

I called The Casagrandes the blandest movie I'd seen, but I think this actually overtakes it.

And although I'd take bland over frustrating any day of the week, I just can't wait for this franchise to end already.