Scott Frakes
Ashley
Jon Dorn
Derek Fisk
Gabby (as Zakareth Ruben)
Kira
RJ
Jack Fisk
Heather
Billy Ray
Samwise
Fanny Pack Guy
Man In Black
Larry
Grandpa Frakes
Sneaky Kid #1
Sneaky Kid #2
Sneaky Kid #3
Rose (as Mirai Booth-Ong)
Doug Stewart
Ansley Stewart
Toddler Stewart
Baby Stewart
Little Boy Stewart
Thomas W.
Martha W.
Teen Scott
Jack N.
Robber
Make-Out Man (as Jon Hollis-Franks)
Make-Out Woman
Troubadour
Mr. Kenny
Mrs. Kenny
Ashley's TV Dad
8 Year Old Scott
Ashley Fan #1
Ashley Fan #2
Church Lady
Coupon Lady
Coupon Man
Film Snob #1
Film Snob #2
Cacoa Customer
Bachelorette #1
Bachelorette #2
Bully Bad Customer
Navy Seals Customer
Bleeding Customer
Creepy Guy
Action Movie Customer
Rocket Fizz Customer #1
Rocket Fizz Customer #2
PayPal Customer
Weird Cat Lady Customer (as Jamie Moniz)
Final Bad Customer
Radio Commercial Announcer (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
guest cuBe
Movie patron (as Adrianna Tadlock)
Guy on phone (archive footage) (uncredited)