My Girlfriend's Mother 5 (2013)

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4 March 2015 | lor_
Jewels shines in May/December romance
With her well-developed and muscular thighs and biceps, the distinctive looking Jewels Jade highlights this otherwise conventional Sweet Sinner saga of the ever-popular young guy/older woman theme. I've been watching more of her work since and she has both acting ability and personality beyond the expected XXX talents.

Young protagonists are surfer Tyler Nixon and his girlfriend Teal Conrad, who plan to visit her mom for the holidays -mom is Jade. Teal is thankfully devoid of tattoos, and a natural looking young woman adept at deep throating. She is rewarded with two of the feature's requisite four sex scenes.

Mom's house turns out to be the mansion from Sweet Sinner's IMMORAL PROPOSAL, probably the only porn location distinctive enough for me to recall time after time. Jade is the perfect hostess and is immediately attracted to Tyler. His fellow surfing dude Xander Corvus phones to bug him about all the glorious waves he's missing, and then we see Xander servicing bronze and pretty-nippled Latina girlfriend Adrianna Luna. Not a bad sex scene but strictly filler in context.

With the rest of the cast away Teal is sleeping on the couch when the inevitable James Deen rings the doorbell as Jade's ex-boyfriend. He hooks up with Teal at a hotel for her second hump session after a fairly pointless altercation with Tyler, returning home with Jewels after running an errand together.

It's time for the finale and Jade delivers enthusiastic and arousing sex footage with the young actor, after giving him life advice based on her experiences running through six husbands so far. She brought back fond memories of the similarly shiny mammaries of Pandora Peaks during her Stephanie Schick period working for Andy Sidaris in the early '90s, before she pumped up and became Russ Meyer's final main squeeze. I knew both these pioneering soft-core geniuses and lament their passing.

Film literally climaxes with Tyler's long-distance money shot on Jade's breasts -like all good Sweet Sinner males he was aiming at her belly (and below) but either a sudden gust of wind or amazing testicular power extended his bandwidth.

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31 July 2013



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