| Comedy, Horror, Romance
In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that ... See full summary »
Dear Lord, if I live through this I ain't never gonna sin again. I'll live a life of quiet dignity. I'll go back to dog grooming university, which was my original calling anyway...
No chihuahuas, other animals, or humans, for that matter, were physically, mentally, psychologically, or emotionally harmed in the making of this movie, with the exception of Ming Ballard, who got stressed out a couple times.
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