Busty porn star Stormy Daniels has directed dozens of video features lately, and most are mediocre. Starring herself, CRIME OF PASSION is typical of her superficial approach.
Casting big names and providing decent production values is not enough - get a workable script. Stormy's unconvincing as a chemistry teacher (!) who wears too much eye makeup and trashy clothing. Her ongoing affair with student Xander Corvus hits the skids when latter falls for new girl in town Casey Calvert.
Gimmick of the action taking place during Summer School goes nowhere, as do the plot twists and set-ups that are transparent and predictable. When the sex stops for a final reel of police procedural action, most viewers watching a soft-X cut of this on cable will duly change the channel.
In XXX form the use of condoms is a turn-off, safe sex be damned. Veronica Avluv as an unlikely cop and Calvert's aunt at least provides a needed sexy scene. Typical filler of classmates Johnny Castle humping Kimber Day and Amanda Tate is thrown in to the mix.
When gardener Tommy Pistol blackmails his employer Stormy into having sex with him, the threadbare nature of her screenplay is made evident. With loads of facial hair I was surprised to see a resemblance (not noticeable in previous performances) between Pistol and mainstream star Keanu Reeves.
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