Marisa Tomei credited as playing...
May Parker
- [last lines]
- May Parker: [off-screen] Who was it? Who hit you?
- Peter Parker: [fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark] Some guy... so itchy man, God.
- May Parker: [off-screen] What's "some guy's" name?
- Peter Parker: Uhh, Steve!
- [webshooter emits a light; Peter is amazed]
- May Parker: [off-screen] Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?
- Peter Parker: No, no, no, you don't know him, he's from Brooklyn.
- [Peter hides webshooter light under his arm as May enters]
- Peter Parker: [feigning pain] Ouch.
- May Parker: Well, I hope you got a few good licks in.
- [hands Peter an ice pack wrapped in a towel]
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.
- May Parker: Okay.
- Peter Parker: His friend was huge, like HUGE!
- [presses ice pack to black eye while hiding webshooter]
- Peter Parker: That's way better, thank you.
- May Parker: Okay, tough guy.
- [leaves to exit]
- Peter Parker: Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?
- [May shuts Peter's door]
- Peter Parker: [Peter unveils webshooter light and shines it onto his ceiling, projecting the Spider Symbol. Peter smiles]
- Title Card reads: Spider-Man will return