Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man
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Quotes
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Tony Stark : Got a passport?
Peter Parker : [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony Stark : You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker : No.
Tony Stark : Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker : I can't go to Germany!
Tony Stark : Why?
Peter Parker : I got... homework.
Tony Stark : Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
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Spider-Man : Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine : Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man : I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
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Falcon : [after being trapped by Spider-Man] I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
Spider-Man : All right, sorry. My bad.
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Spider-Man : [to Bucky] You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!
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Tony Stark : So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker : S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark : Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker : It's not a onesie.
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Spider-Man : [when the two teams start running towards each other] They're not stopping!
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Tony Stark : All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
[webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]
Tony Stark : Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man : Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
Tony Stark : Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man : Okay.
[salutes]
Spider-Man : Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Tony Stark : Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
Spider-Man : [waves] Hey, everyone.
Tony Stark : Good job.
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Spider-Man : [referring to Captain America's shield] That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
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Captain America : You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
Spider-Man : [straining] Queens!
Captain America : [chuckles in mild disbelief] Brooklyn!
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Spider-Man : [while fighting Falcon] You have the right to remain silent!
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Spider-Man : [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up] Are those carbon fiber wings?
Falcon : Is this stuff coming out of you?
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Spider-Man : [reacting to Ant-Man growing] HOLY SHIT!
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Tony Stark : Why are you doing this, huh? What's your MO? I've got to know, what gets you out of that twin bed every morning?
Peter Parker : Because... because, I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for six months. I read books, I build computers, and I would love to play football, but I couldn't then so I shouldn't be able to now...
Tony Stark : Right, because you're different
Peter Parker : Yeah, but I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.
[thinking]
Peter Parker : When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.
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[last lines]
May Parker : [off-screen] Who was it? Who hit you?
Peter Parker : [fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark] Some guy... so itchy man, God.
May Parker : [off-screen] What's "some guy's" name?
Peter Parker : Uhh, Steve!
[webshooter emits a light; Peter is amazed]
May Parker : [off-screen] Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?
Peter Parker : No, no, no, you don't know him, he's from Brooklyn.
[Peter hides webshooter light under his arm as May enters]
Peter Parker : [feigning pain] Ouch.
May Parker : Well, I hope you got a few good licks in.
[hands Peter an ice pack wrapped in a towel]
Peter Parker : Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.
May Parker : Okay.
Peter Parker : His friend was huge, like HUGE!
[presses ice pack to black eye while hiding webshooter]
Peter Parker : That's way better, thank you.
May Parker : Okay, tough guy.
[leaves to exit]
Peter Parker : Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?
[May shuts Peter's door]
Peter Parker : [Peter unveils webshooter light and shines it onto his ceiling, projecting the Spider Symbol. Peter smiles]
Title Card reads : Spider-Man will return
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Spider-Man : [after taking down Giant-Man] Whoa, no, I'm not done, I've gotta get him back!
Iron Man : You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!
[exits]
Spider-Man : Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...
[tries to get up; collapses]
Spider-Man : [sighs] Okay, I'm done.
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Captain America : All right, Sam. What's the play?
Falcon : We need a diversion. Something big.
Ant-Man : I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Bucky Barnes : He's gonna tear himself in half?
Captain America : You sure about this, Scott?
Ant-Man : I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!
Spider-Man : [Ant-Man becomes giant] Holy shit!
War Machine : [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine] Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.
Captain America : I guess that's the signal.
Falcon : Way to go, Tic Tac!
Iron Man : Give me back my Rhodey.
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Tony Stark : [referring to Spiderman's secret identity] Who else knows, anybody?
Spider-Man : Nobody.
Tony Stark : Not even your unusualy attractive aunt.
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Spider-Man : Hey, guys, something...
War Machine : [Ant-Man returns to full size, knocking Spider-Man down] Whoa. What-what the hell was that?
Ant-Man : [returning Cap's shield] I believe this is yours, Captain America.
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Iron Man : All right, there's two on the parking deck. One of them's Maximoff. I'm gonna grab her. Rhodey, you wanna take Cap?
War Machine : Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.
Black Panther : Barnes is mine.
Spider-Man : Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?
Iron Man : What we discussed. Keep your distance, web 'em up.
Spider-Man : Okay, copy that.
