16 August 2019 | lor_
Broad comedy: unfunny & stupid
Jonathan Morgan registers a big goose egg with this lame Wicked Pictures vehicle for contract star Samantha Saint.
Most of the show consists of flashback sex scenes or fantasy sex scenes, strung together by overwritten (though no screenplay credit is listed, to protect the guilty) unfunny dialog scenes concerning two couples with contrasting life styles.
Saint's marriage to Danny Mountain is stale, so their best friend couple Ash Hollywood and Tommy Pistol give them (man to man and woman to woman) bad advice on how to spice things up.
Overacting is the name of the game, with Pistol typically winning the Razzie award (if it existed in porn) for his annoying performance. At one point he starts hopping around, with Mountain following suit, chanting "I'm a caveman!", which must have been a riot on set but is merely childish for the viewer.
Even Ash goes over the top: her refrain echoed by Saint is "I am the captain". Of course the stars Danny & Samantha end the picture with a hot sex scene in role-playing garb, after four stupid and perfunctory sex scenes by the principals plus busty Capri Cavanni as a fantasy nurse and Jenna J. Ross displaying her nonpareil deep-throat technique on Danny in a teenybopper flashback.