Caesar
Otto
Jerry
Father Jason Steiger
Fred Denovio
Drew
Roberta
Gilda
Kyla
Lakota
Jamie Tremain
Shari Hartlin
Monsignor Winston
Sashi
Elija (as Frank Sorrentino)
Shana
Flexy
Chloe
Sam Wellner
Guy Hunsinger
Money Launderer
Snobby Professor
Jude
Judy Tremain (as Stephanie Barkley)
Police Chief Wayne
Rookie Cop
Mike Nedwick
Dr. Pheel
Anchorman
Michael Miles
Father Cromwell
Timmy
Connie Cavallaro
Bobby
Groundskeeper
Earnest Dorkinlot
Money launderer employee
Sid Vicious
Possessed Woman
Vatican SWAT Team Leader
Calvin Close-up
Crony #1
Crony #2
Psychiatrist
Gilda's Sister
Burglar
Gambler
Vatican Policeman #2
Dying Partier
State Senator
State Senator (as Kathryn Stefanic)
Additional person
Self
Jailbait (as Sean Singer)