Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage)
Sister Funk
Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis)
Johnny Ghoulash
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Ariana's Black & White Cat
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Narrator (voice)
Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage)
Bullet Dodging Pussy
Vatican WMD Doll
Student (archive footage)
Professor Bulwer (archive footage)
Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage)
Empusa's First Mate (archive footage)
The Inn Owner (archive footage)
Annie - Hutter's Sister (archive footage)
Captain of the Empusa (archive footage)
Child at Window (archive footage)
Harding - Hutter's Brother in Law (archive footage)
Nurse in the Transylvanian Hospital (archive footage)
Ellen Hutter - Hutter's Wife (archive footage)
Lucifer Sam - Orlock's Black Cat (as Ratt Snufficator)
Sailor #2 (archive footage)
Sailor #1 (archive footage)
Hutter (archive footage)
Ellen's Fluffy Striped Kitten
Ellen's Fluffy Gray Kitten
Keeper in the Madhouse (archive footage)