
The team races against the clock to take back control of a hijacked train that an unarmed OA and Gemma are riding.The team races against the clock to take back control of a hijacked train that an unarmed OA and Gemma are riding.The team races against the clock to take back control of a hijacked train that an unarmed OA and Gemma are riding.
Evander Duck Jr.
- Carl Hamm
- (as Evander Duck)
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A CSX train crashed into a Pennsylvania town, killing 60 people, plus more died later from the toxic chemicals.
The townspeople won a lawsuit forcing CSX to spend $261 million cleaning up the town and the chemicals, which CSX never did. Apparently their lawyers, who would want to collect the 33% contingency fee on the $261 million Judgment, just gave up and forgot about it.
Years later, a small group of about five townies wants "revenge for the injustice done to them" by the evil corporation.
A train engineer and a systems railway tech worker are murdered so that the "victims" can get their passcards, hijack the train, and change where it is headed.
The "victims" want to crash the train into the CSX headquarters where thousands of employees will be killed due to toxic chemicals which just got to their railyard. It is "the perfect revenge."
Zeeko Zacko just happens to be on the train, taking his ultra flake girlfriend to Niagara Falls for his vacation.
While the "victims" are standing next to him with their guns pointed at all the other passengers, Zeeko and his girflriend have a big discussion about what they are going to do to take back the train, and the risks if anyone finds out he is an FBI agent.
The usual incompetent FBI moment comes when Zeeko attacks the armed "victims," and beats them up, but in the melee his girlfriend gets shot.
Zeeko immediately gets histerical because "It's my girlfriend, and I love her." So he turns his back on everyone to tell her she needs to stop bleeding. The "victims" all get their guns back and take back the train, and take Zeeko prisoner.
Zeeko gets tied up, like in "The Perils of Pauline" and the "victims" discuss how their plan is working out. Zeeko tells them that so far they have killed two people. Hundreds or thousands more are going to die.
The only minority in the "victims" group complains that he did not want to kill anyone, so the mean old lady immediately puts three in his chest.
It gets really goofy from there, when the old lady takes over the engineer's room, and locks her fellow "victims" out, because she never wanted the money, she just wants to kill everyone at CSX headquarters.
Zeeko gets everyone off the train, and magically finds a heart defibrillator, and shorts out the electricity to the whole train, saving thousands.
As the "victims" are being arrested, the FBI cast members point out that the "victims" just wanted justice against the evil white corporation.
The uplifting message is that the killers are not bad people. They killed a few innocent victims in order to do the right thing.
The townspeople won a lawsuit forcing CSX to spend $261 million cleaning up the town and the chemicals, which CSX never did. Apparently their lawyers, who would want to collect the 33% contingency fee on the $261 million Judgment, just gave up and forgot about it.
Years later, a small group of about five townies wants "revenge for the injustice done to them" by the evil corporation.
A train engineer and a systems railway tech worker are murdered so that the "victims" can get their passcards, hijack the train, and change where it is headed.
The "victims" want to crash the train into the CSX headquarters where thousands of employees will be killed due to toxic chemicals which just got to their railyard. It is "the perfect revenge."
Zeeko Zacko just happens to be on the train, taking his ultra flake girlfriend to Niagara Falls for his vacation.
While the "victims" are standing next to him with their guns pointed at all the other passengers, Zeeko and his girflriend have a big discussion about what they are going to do to take back the train, and the risks if anyone finds out he is an FBI agent.
The usual incompetent FBI moment comes when Zeeko attacks the armed "victims," and beats them up, but in the melee his girlfriend gets shot.
Zeeko immediately gets histerical because "It's my girlfriend, and I love her." So he turns his back on everyone to tell her she needs to stop bleeding. The "victims" all get their guns back and take back the train, and take Zeeko prisoner.
Zeeko gets tied up, like in "The Perils of Pauline" and the "victims" discuss how their plan is working out. Zeeko tells them that so far they have killed two people. Hundreds or thousands more are going to die.
The only minority in the "victims" group complains that he did not want to kill anyone, so the mean old lady immediately puts three in his chest.
It gets really goofy from there, when the old lady takes over the engineer's room, and locks her fellow "victims" out, because she never wanted the money, she just wants to kill everyone at CSX headquarters.
Zeeko gets everyone off the train, and magically finds a heart defibrillator, and shorts out the electricity to the whole train, saving thousands.
As the "victims" are being arrested, the FBI cast members point out that the "victims" just wanted justice against the evil white corporation.
The uplifting message is that the killers are not bad people. They killed a few innocent victims in order to do the right thing.
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- TriviaThe antagonists' backstory is loosely based on the East Palestine Ohio Train derailment, and even features the JOC bringing up a real image from a random news article with a photo of the derailment site. The Railroad is also loosely based on rail company CSX but named the fictional CTX.
- GoofsBefore OA pushes the brake levers on the train, Maggie says "You've got 200 yards braking distance to go." At 80mph, it would have covered that distance in under 6 seconds, which was way more time than it took before he actually applied the emergency brakes. Once more, the FBI is defying the laws of physics.
- ConnectionsReferences Moana 2 (2024)
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