Peter Madly
Oscar Madly (9)
Brin Madly
Buffy (voice)
Anna
Kathryn
Teenage Boy (as Brad Nippard)
News Reporter
Oscar Madly (18)
Gemma
Constable Bennett
Ms. Mercer
Student (as Timothy Myles)
Allison
Allison's Dog
Hardware Store Customer
Wilder
Larry
Mercedes
Greg
Christine
Newlywed Man
Newlywed Woman
Andrew
Bridgette
Bridgette's Friend
Additional voices (voice)
Buffy 1
Buffy 2
Buffy 3
Buffy 4
Bully #2 (uncredited)