Lee Flynn: Don't wind up grinding coochies with my brother or I'll literally never talk to you again.

Shelly 'Elle' Evans: It's never great to hear your childhood crush say It's super gross in your pants.

Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Dude touched my lady bump!

Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Is my butt too big? Am I some sort of freak or something?

Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Are you a boy princess or a girl princess?