Produced by Lee Roy Myers, one of the leading culprits behind the revolting "porn-parody" fraud perpetrated over the past decade by get-rich-quick pornographers, this ripoff of a popular TV show is one of the worst. The Harry Potter stinker starring Seth Gamble from the same distributor (Dream Zone) comes to mind as even crappier than this.
A laugh track and an applause track are liberally applied to insult the unfortunate viewer as one sits through two hours of bad jokes, turgid dialog, preposterous overacting and mediocre sex scenes. Raylene hides behind an awful wig and gets lowly billing, contributing merely a blow job during the twilight of her fine career.
I wanted to like Kristina Rose, the only cast member who even modestly succeeds at creating a character, but she too is lost in sludge. Typical of illiterate pornographers, a line of dialogue early on refers to a male massage practitioner as a "masseuse". The harsh TV-style lighting is the last straw in making this hardly watchable at all.
Lead player Kodi Gamble is a pretty blonde, but her screen credits reflect a non-career in the Adult biz. Coffee Brown (her name stolen from two of Pam Grier's greatest hits) is unimpressive in the token black role, balanced in the IR department by an Uncle Tomming appearance by big-dicked Lee Bang humping an unsuitable choice of Ashli Orion to impersonate Raylene at a younger age. (We porn fans are well aware of what Ray looked like in her 1990s starring roles, and it sure didn't resemble Ashli.)
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