Larry: There comes a point in everyone's life where you have got to take a hard look and see the reality around you.

Dr. Manning: If someone has aspirations to be famous, it's usually a prerequisite that the individual have some sort of talent or skill.

Dr. Phil: We're all just one bad day away from eating each other's feces.

Smith: Still thinking about wide open spaces my dear pussy?

Larry: This guy's on our ass like Liberace.