Salvador Martí: Velázquez, if you insist again, I'll send you to Altamira to paint bisons.
[At a rock concert in 1981]
Julián Martínez: You like it or what?
Amelia Folch: [plugging her ears with her hands] Yes, if only the music was lower.
Julián Martínez: Rock can't be played low!
Amelia Folch: What is rock?
Julián Martínez: Mankind's most wonderful invention, along with beer and patatas bravas.
[takes a sip from a beer bottle]