Salvador Martí: Velázquez, if you insist again, I'll send you to Altamira to paint bisons.

[At a rock concert in 1981]

Julián Martínez: You like it or what?

Amelia Folch: [plugging her ears with her hands] Yes, if only the music was lower.

Julián Martínez: Rock can't be played low!

Amelia Folch: What is rock?

Julián Martínez: Mankind's most wonderful invention, along with beer and patatas bravas.

[takes a sip from a beer bottle]