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  • Having given Jacky St. James a few raves (and being the only IMDb-er who takes her work the least bit seriously) I can't be accused of being a hater, but I certainly hated this video. If she doesn't pull her socks up soon and find her mojo, the meteoric porno success story of 2014 may be the has-been by 2016.

    This is four unrelated (and individually named, the easier to chop up into streaming segments, my dear) vignettes about wives whose hubbies vicariously get off on sharing them with other men. The mystery of this particular kink is left a mystery, as in JSJ's umpteen other videos on the subject.

    Most disturbing is Segment #2 titled tongue-in-cheek "The Fredom of Being Tied Down". That is meant to be a pun on Jacky's inane BDSM proselytizing on another genre of videos she cranks out, with tiles like RESTRAINT or POWER & CONTROL. This one is narrated by Xander Corvus (uncredited and not appearing on screen; his very familiar raspy voice is the only voice-over that rang a bell for me), who proselytizes about open marriage. Mick is the masseur and Anikka Albrite (married to Corvus) her client.

    For the second time in recent memory Jacky's script makes a ridiculous mistake, having Mick announce: "I'm Hans, your masseuse for today", the same exact mistake she had Steven St. Croix recite in a previous video. Why the actors didn't correct her, I'll never know, but I'm waiting for a St. James feature where the manly pilot getting a blow job in the plane's cockpit announces on the intercom: "I'm Johnson, your aviatrix".

    At any rate, Mick plays it straight and is alarmed when the nude beauty comes on to him sprawled out on his massage table. Solution is pretty stupid too, she puts hubby Xander on the phone and he tells Mick it's okay to shtup her. (Yeah, I know Mick doesn't speak Yiddish, I just had to throw that in.)

    After anilingus, Mick does her doggy-style and deposits his money shot on her posterior, getting a big tip. Basically this mindless segment amounts to male prostitution.

    Opener features not-pretty, but huge natural breasted Alison Tyler, an actress I'd seen in lesbian videos. Titled pointlessly "My Wife, the Sex Goddess" it has hubby picking out a sexy outfit for her to wear and sending over a co-worker to service her, the very unappealing Toni Ribas. Not only is Toni a Mr. Short Stuff next to Alison, but his oily Continental manner is repulsive and the whole segment is for the birds. Other than Alison's balls-deep deep throat technique, this sex filler is a drag, ending on a dumb note: afterward she phones hubby and announces "I did it". I'm still wondering where the vicarious thrill is in that.

    "Permission to Indulge" is a rather drastic variation on Jacky's theme: Karla Kush has a crush on hubby's best friend Chad White, so hubby gives her the green light to f*ck him. That yawner of a set-up leads to satisfying sex between pert- nippled Kush and big-dicked Chad, but it might as well be gonzo. Voice-over by hubby "Alex" keeps stressing that he's in control: "I gave them my blessing". As usual, JSJ can't resist tossing in a truly stupid line of dialog -her trademark, when after delaying the liaison to make poor Karla simmer, Alex declares: "I went watching her deconstruct in the wake of her horniness". Give me a break Ms. Jacky.

    Finale is named simply "The Seduction Game", with the couple into sicing the wife on some unsuspecting man. Erik Everhard is a plumber charging $60 to fix a sink (pretty cheap for my neck of the woods), when hubby Joey phones the wife and she leaves the phone on so he can listen in to the upcoming sex. Supposedly it's Chanel Preston's birthday, and after some dumb banter they have stand-up sex. She gives Erik a check for $600 -"Consider it a tip", and we're back to male prostitution again. I had just seen a much hotter Erik/Chanel sex scene in James Avalon's THE SWINGER, so Jacky doesn't even get points for the sex content here.

    In sum, a complete waste of talent and the viewer's time, indicative of an auteur slipping into the assembly line system -just keep cranking out titles, quality be damned.