- Dr. Hysteria: [laughs wickedly] What a fun festival this is, mm-hm, but there is plenty more to come - scary Halloween fun. Dr. Hysteria's Hall of Horrors is not for the faint of heart but for those who crave the shake and shiver, the thrill and chill of a fearsome dark journey into the wretched black heart of pure evil itself.
- Lilith: But FUN.
- [repeated line]
- Lilith: Do not feed the zombies. Beware the ghouls. Do not look the witches in the eye.
- Dr. Hysteria: Honored guests - or should I say unfortunate victims? - I invite you to journey to Zombie Boulevard.
- Dr. Hysteria: I've been watching you.
- Luke: Oh, good. I was afraid that, following the weird carny, you WOULDN'T be creepy.
- Dr. Hysteria: You look frightened - but then this IS the Hall of Horrors, so I suppose that's quite the point.
- Luke: You know, I never would've thought that my love of churros would've lead me this close to the gates of Hell.