Based on the discussion at the beginning this is probably the first (possibly only) Brexit Vampire Comedy.
Sebastian Crockett:
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Older brother:
My bedtime ain't till 10 o'clock
Sebastian Crockett:
My bedtime was never 10 o'clock
Younger Brother:
What a cock
"You have been watching" [Done in the same vain as some 1970s British television comedy shows].
$1,500,000 (estimated)
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