Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")
Dr. Wu (segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?"
Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")
(segment "Arbor Day") (as Shane Ryan)
Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")
The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling") (as Jessica Ann Bonner)
The Gardener (segment "The Gardener")
Allie (segment "Arbor Day")
(segment "Stripper Ripper")
Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")
Eli (segment "Impotent Killer") (as Ryan Hunter)
Melissa (segment "Deathrealm")
Sonya Moonshadow (segment "The Wendigo")
Woods walker / Mob Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Peanutch (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Amos (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Josie La Femme (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Aurora (Segment: Grave of the Gods)
Charlie Freak (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Black Maniac (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Street Extra #1 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Girl Victim (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Panicked Picknicker (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Card Player #2 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature") (as Aidan TK Baker)
Professor Cruz (Segment: Grave of the Gods)
Andrew (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Attic Jew #2 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Clean Willie (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")
Cult Girl (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Jack The Ripper / Mob Member / Cult Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Victim Number 6 (segment "Forward Slash")
Man
Zombie (segment "Durville Sweet & The Lost Temple of Ass Pirates")
Mary (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Cassandra (segment "Arbor Day")
The Bouncer (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Post-Apocalyptic Lady Cowboy (segment "John Smith")
The Outlaw (segment "John Smith")
Vampire (segment "Uno")
Sally (segment "The Gardener")
Mobster / Maniac (segment "Make Them Pay")
Babysitter #2 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Attic Jew #3 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Big Boss's Daughter (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Patron2 (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
College Student 2 (segment "Narc Force")
Lucy (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Cyber Prankster / Hitler / Hood Punk 3 / John Wayne / Gacy / Mob Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Sam (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Chino (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?) (as Vincent Cusimano)
Charlotte (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Mark Bastardson (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Queen of Hearts (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Dr. Pillburgh / Woods Runner / Mob Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh") (as Anna McCarthy)
Japanese Nazi (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Thug (segment 'Make Them Pay')
Naked POW (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Alex (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Rapist (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Dr. Alan Whitford (segment "The Wendigo")
Bad Guy #1 (segment "John Smith")
The White Rabbit (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Henry (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Sheriff Cotton (segment "Arbor Day")
Card Player #3 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Jane (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Smack Dealer (segment "The Annum Triple Feature") (as Pat Foy)
The Prankster / Spaceman 1 (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Chaulky White (segment "Narc Force")
College Student 1 / Dubbed Girl (segment "Narc Force")
Kung-Fu (segment "Narc Force")
Holly Go Darkly (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Hood Punk 2 / Mob Member / Cult Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh") (as John Goodall)
The Exec Producer (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Mike Static (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Billy (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Handsome Will (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
(segment "The Gardener") (voice)
The Playgirl (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Arthur Jones (segment "Narc Force")
Druggie (segment "Narc Force")
Danny (segment "The Gardener")
Attic Jew #1 / POW (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Isabella (segment "Isabella")
Sandra (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Girl (segment "Zombeez")
Mr. Butler (segment "The Gardener")
Corinne (segment: The Wendigo)
Panicked Picknicker (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket") (as Christopher Michael Jimenez)
Narrator (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket") (voice)
The Boss (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Daddy G (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Mary (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Pool Player (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Sally (segment "Impotent Killer")
The Nightclub Madame (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Claire (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Hitler (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
The Squidsquatch (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Peter (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Mob member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Patron3 (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Horde Zombie (segment "Durville Sweet & The Lost Temple of Ass Pirates")
rapey cowboy (segment "Johnnyhawk)
Karl (segment: The Wendigo)
Kevin (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V: The Last Laugh")
Male Victim (segment "Cannibal Vampire Call-Girl Hookers From Outer Space Part 3")
Sarah (segment "Deathrealm")
The Sheriff (segment "John Smith")
Dennis (segment "Arbor Day")
Maddy (segment: The Wendigo)
Monsieur Pee Pee Fontaine (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Dexter (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
The Baroness (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Victim (segment "Deathrealm")
Mask Face (segment "Deathrealm")
Alice (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
The Narrator (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Brianna (segment: The Wendigo)
Mystic O'Reilly (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Peggy (Segment "Demon Footsuckers From Hell")
Otter Von Beefhoven (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Uno (segment "Uno") (as James Olea)
Dr. Franknfurter (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Liz Hastings (segment: The Wendigo)
Klyde (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket")
Kevin (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Victim (Segment "A Chronicle of Violence")
Sally (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")
Zombie (segment "Zombeez")
Corpse (segment "Zombeez")
Sword Swallowing Clown (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Jethro (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Heather (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!") (as Ashleigh Gloyne)
Babysitter #1 / Anne Frank (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Miss Picante Surprise (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Zeek / Hood Punk 1 / Cult Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Chelsea (segment: The Wendigo)
Phil (segment "The Gardener")
The Girl (segment "The Girl Who Once Drank Blood")
Panicked Picknicker (segment "Dr. Suess's There's a Wocket in My Pocket") (as Amy Field)
Street Extra #2 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
James (segment: The Wendigo)
CPU (segment "Narc Force")
Hooker (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
(segment "Ugly Duckling") (voice)
Ingrid (Segment: Grave of the Gods)
The Nurse (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Meredith Mayweather segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")
Bad Guy #2 (segment "John Smith")
Killer (Segment "A Chronicle of Violence")
Hamburger (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
The Bartender (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Montage Victim (segment "The Gardener")
Summer (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")
Nadie (segment: The Wendigo)
Voice Over / Wiggles (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Kid Being Sold Smack (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
The Producer (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Terence Lee Hall (segment "The Wandering")
Mercury Troy (segment Hamburger! The Rapist?)
Dr. Cornelius Crimson (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")
Narrator (segment "Zombeez")
Betsy (segment "Impotent Killer")
Eva Braun (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Carl (Segment "Demon Footsuckers From Hell")
John Smith (segment "John Smith")
Big Boss (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Sheila (segment "Arbor Day")
Bruno (Segment: Grave of the Gods)
Lena (Segment: Grave of the Gods) (as Melissa Goodman)
Card Player #1 (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")
Luna (Segment "Uno")
Narrator (segment "John Smith") (voice)