Wrestling Isn't Wrestling (2015 Video)

Chloe Dykstra: Triple H

Quotes 

• Max Landis : An important thing to remember about Triple H is that he views himself when he looks in the mirror as this warrior knight Conan destroyer super badass unstoppable guy. The fact that he's actually an insecure, cheating, undercutting, manipulative coward, he's kind of blind to. He can't see it, and that's why when The Undertaker beats him, all Triple H can think about is...

  Triple H : But I still got some good hits in him, right?

  Max Landis : And everyone's like...

  Stephanie McMahon : Sort of.

  The Undertaker : Hey! Stop acting like you beat me.

  Triple H : Yeah, but I kinda did. Sort of.

  The Undertaker : No you didn't.

  Triple H : Yeah, but I hit you a bunch of times.

  The Undertaker : That's not how wrestling works. You can't win just... you lost. Admit that you lost.

  Triple H : No.

  The Undertaker : Fight me again, then.

  Triple H : No.

  The Undertaker : You're not as good as Shawn Michaels!

  [the Undertaker's cult cheers] 

  Triple H : Bitch! I will fight you anywhere! I will fight you on the moon!