Victoria
Chuck
Pawnbroker
Kevin
Mr. Jenkins (as Patrick Malone)
Ruth Jeter
Posh Girl
Alex
Miss California
Savannah
Miss Kentucky
Bella Van Buren
Madison Kelly
Steve
Jules Kelly
Audience member
Richie (as Kenneth Prawat)
Gretchen Brown
Self
Miss Florida
Ice Cream Man
Pageant PA
Edgar (as Austin Mason)
Carnie
Pageant MC
Gas Station Cashier
Miss Louisiana
Walt
Pageant Security Guard
Mr. Jenkins
Harold
Miss Texas
Harvard Douchebag (as Jake Kool)