Jeff has a buddy at work that thinks you're cute, so you have a date with him on Friday.
C'mon, that's Christmas weekend.
Do you even remember last night?
Umm... no! Exactly my point. I completely blocked it out.
Aww... I wish I could say the same thing.
So, you failed to mention that the girl you were sending me on a date with is a raging bitch.
You have to come and save me. Please, I can not stay here another minute.