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  • smerph24 July 2015
    There seems to be a lot of people struggling over 'the point' of this movie. Is it a spoof or is it just a regular cruddy Lifetime movie?

    With a plot that is so tiresome that I'm not going to bother detailing it, I say it's undoubtedly the latter. This is no spoof and Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell are merely playing a standard Lifetime script totally straight. They're not winking at the audience and I'd be very surprised if this was written specifically for them. I imagine it was an off-the-peg script that was lying around in the Lifetime offices.

    And *that* is the joke. That's why Wiig and Ferrell were keen on doing this. Everyone else involved was just doing their regular job, safe in the knowledge that the film would be seen by a far wider audience than their usual output because of the curiosity aspect. The currently awful rating on IMDb will be of no surprise to either star and I doubt either of them will be losing any sleep as it drops even further.

    So... the point? To get lots of viewers. To give Wiig and Ferrell a bit of fun. To get people talking.

    And they succeeded.

    But should you watch this movie? No, because the joke isn't for anyone's amusement other than the two stars - and a joke that has to be explained is really no use to anyone.

    This is a slightly dull movie that happens to star two A-list performers - and that's hardly unique.
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    This was a parody, plain and simple, where the comedic actors played their roles as dead-pan seriously as they could, in order to keep you off-guard as long as possible. It pokes fun at Lifetime movies: the moronic plots, the stereotypical characters, and the predictably happy endings (the painfully long happy dancing at the end subtly asks the audience, "did you catch the joke?") How many times had you asked yourself, "WTF?" An author's book signing tour becomes a debaucherous drunken spree, where he scores as much tail as a rock star? (WTF?) And he doesn't remember the hot girl until it's too late? (WTF?) He gets shot twice and, after a large volume of blood gushes from his arm, goes out to confront the girl without bandaging his wounds ? (WTF?) The boyfriend gets shot in the gut, and gets up to scream at the police? (WTF?) The hero motorboats to the bridge and stands in the road, moments before the villain arrives in the pickup ? (WTF?) The escape plan was to have your daughter jump off the bridge, then you jump off after her ? (WTF?) Other reviewers caught most of the funny moments that I recall, like the slow-motion heroic garage door opening scene, the intense look of concern and determination on the slow-motorboating Ferrel's face, the psycho's high heels following her off the bridge as she plunged to her death from her fatal shoulder wound... I came in late in the movie, where the family was eating breakfast, but by the time the scene with Ferrel and the girl in his study took place, I knew from the dialog that the film was tongue-in-cheek: "IT must get HARD sometimes..." she says provocatively. "Yes, IT does get HARD," or words to that effect.
  • OK. I sort of get it. Lifetime wanted to make fun of itself by doing a very typical Lifetime movie starring two comedic kingpins, but play it deadpan so that nobody will actually know what's what. The result? Nobody really knows what's what. Although there are a few moments that seem to be a parody of a Lifetime movie, mostly it is just played straight and the result is just a really poorly written plot orchestrated by two very talented actors. If only it would have decided which it wanted to be: a comedy or a serious drama. But it lingers somewhere in between so that at the end, it's really just another Lifetime movie, and if you don't get the jokes, a very poor one at that.
  • After much speculation it turned out the movie wasn't at all a comedy/parody, although some moments could've been interpreted in a funny way(the garage door opening being one of them), it is actually a Lifetime tribute with essential elements of their movies that have been popular with its audience: a life-altering accident, a fresh start after couple of months/years(it occurs twice in perfect sync at the beginning and ending of the movie), alcoholic husband, naive partner/wife, dark past that gets everyone in trouble, a crazy ex-lover, best friend who knows too much for his own good, phone that stops working in a crucial moment, police getting involved all too late, saving the day ending and lets not forget the classic handgun shooting happening between almost all characters in a row.

    For a Lifetime casual fan this will a great movie of their beloved genre full with all the dramatic bits that they enjoyed throughout the years involving 2 A+ listed actors who attracted attention, in order to celebrate their 25th anniversary of hilarious clichés.

    For non-lifetime viewers this will be a new and enjoyable experience which they could find funny in some scenes given the 2 comedy Gods involved in it, but you need to have seen at least 1 Lifetime movie to understand the replicated elements that are included in this anniversary. Its not a parody per-se because they didn't had to exaggerate the already overly-dramatized bits which are usually found in Lifetime movies and which some of their casual viewers find hilarious, its simply a replication of those but bunched together in a single movie.

    10/10
  • "I really think another baby will bring the old Robert back." Robert (Ferrell) and Sarah (Wiig) are happily married and expecting a new baby. When Sarah has an accident and they lose the baby their lives are changed. Years later Sarah thinks that if they can adopt Robert will return to his old self. They find a pregnant mother who is willing to give them their baby and allow her to move in with them. This is when the obsession is revealed. First of all if you don't already know this is a spoof of a Lifetime movie. This is not a Scary Movie over the top spoof but it does poke fun at the Lifetime movie genre. Ferrell and Wiig play this straight and that is what makes this work. The script and the acting are purposely horrible and just about every cliché is in this. The movie is predictable, but what Lifetime movie isn't. I will admit this wasn't as funny as I was hoping, but what it is is a perfectly done send up of this genre and for that reason this is worth watching. Overall, a serious spoof of an extremely melodramatic genre. I enjoyed it. I give it a B-.
  • It isn't exactly clear what the heck this Lifetime movie is. The trailer, with over dramatic music and scenes so intense they were ludicrous, was quite funny. Two stars for the trailer! However, whether the complete film is meant as a parody, satire, comedy, or straight drama, it's pretty darn bad. Awkward, uncomfortable, or poorly done is not necessarily funny. Neither is just plain awful. Will Ferrell is not a very good dramatic actor and in this masterpiece he comes off as if he's doing a deadpan skit from SNL without the twinkle in his eye. In fact, watching this is like sitting through a sketch from that show that's terrible and the audience is silent. That's very similar to the pain caused by this misguided production. Kristin Wiig is actually a very good straight actor but if she's really going legitimate here, she can't overcome what she has to work with. No one's that great an actor. Deadly Adoption is a mystery without a solution. If it's all some sort of elaborate practical joke, it's the kind of prank that pisses off the victim of it and no one ends up laughing. Yes, the joke's on us and there is nothing remotely humorous about this thing at all.
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    I don't know what to make of this movie. It's got A list movie stars like Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig in a lifetime thriller. As it unfolds it becomes more like a spoof of a lifetime thriller. An evil woman scams a couple into thinking she's giving up her baby for them to adopt.

    Will Ferrell rising from being shot and going after the bad guys is just laugh out loud. The beautiful Jessica Lowndes is a good villain. And the way they were so happy even though their friends were killed and dancing around at the end is just ludicrous.

    Watch it for the stars but be warned it's weird.
  • Robert Benson (Will Ferrell) is a best selling author and financial guru. His wife Sarah (Kristen Wiig) suffers a miscarriage after a dock accident. Five years later, Robert is a recluse and a recovering alcoholic. Sarah is an organic food vendor. He's overprotective of their diabetic daughter Sully (Alyvia Alyn Lind). They're looking to adopt and they meet expecting mother Bridgette Gibson (Jessica Lowndes). They invite Bridgette to stay with them rather than going back to the women's shelter. The problem is that something ominous about Bridgette.

    Is it a spoof? Yes, sort of. This is a fascinating odd little Lifetime TV movie. These are great comedians playing it somewhat straight. Yet the dialogue is read with a (pardon the pun) pregnant pause. They are acting sincere but they seem to be doing it with a nudge and a wink. It is serious but it is not at all serious. It opens with a ridiculous dock accident. There's no way this is being treated as a serious drama. Just look at Will Ferrell's hair. That's insanely wrong. But nobody is playing this for easy Wayans brothers' parody laughs. I laugh when Sarah and Bridgette fight but they are not doing a fake comedic fight. This is a fun weird movie.
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    Anticipated this movie. Very disappointed. If this was intended to be a spoof of Lifetime's melodramas, it failed abysmally. Waaaay too subtle for me.

    Script - Stunk. Could have been written by a team of 12 year olds, stupified by PopTarts and Dr Pepper. Generic dialogue and plot. A 'thriller' with no thrills. Predictable. Included every stereotype and cliché. All, I assume, intentional to elicit booming laughter. A fail.

    Note to writer, Andrew Steele (former writer for SNL): If parody was your objective, exaggeration....blowing things out of proportion.... is needed. That was missing....so the viewer was left to make some kind of sense of it, one way or other. Not an enjoyable task. Irritating.

    Acting - Stunk. Looked forward to seeing Wiig and Ferrel either in a spoof or in serious roles. Still waiting. Robotic acting with painfully slow takes (meant to be funny?) and little emotional range (same reason?) Caricatures? Missed the mark by miles.

    Directing - Stunk...ie...Closely following the bad guy's car on a dirt road and parking a stone's throw from his cabin...in day light? Really? Really? Kid is missing and Mom is not moved a bit.

    Neither comedy or drama....though the family's extended 'dance' scene in the end was worthy of a smirk.

    If the whole thing was a 'gag'...success at last! You made me gag.

    Could have been a clever parody. Wasn't. A waste of time and talent.
  • Now here is something you don't see everyday, or at least in a long while: a deadpan, totally serious, almost (sometimes) dramatic take on Lifetime movies-of-the-week on Lifetime. If what my wife tells me is correct, A Deadly Adoption actually has practically the same plot as another Lifetime movie not too long ago - a pregnant woman with nefarious intentions gets her way between a husband, wife and their child and wreaks havoc while seemingly about an adoption scenario. This is, I'm sure, intentional on the parts of executive producers Will Ferrell and Adam McKay; they not too long ago made Casa de mi Padre, a stone-faced take-off on Spanish tela-novellas with Ferrell playing Mexican full-tilt, and Wiig herself was in a series on IFC, The Spoils of Babylon, which was also a take on soaps (the writer of this film, Andrew Steele, was one of the writers for Babylon).

    But what a strange, entertaining beast this is. At first I wasn't sure what to make of it - is this really trying to be *serious*? How much of this is supposed to be a joke or a comedy? One may go into A Deadly Adoption with Ferrell and Wiig at the top of the cast and wonder what's up, if this is going to lampoon Lifetime movies. I should say it does, but not as much as I thought it would, or rather it's in small doses. There are lines and scenarios that are very funny, such as referring to the main couple's daughter's condition: "You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis!" Or the fact that Ferrell's character, Robert Benson (like Bob Benson from Mad Men, I wonder, maybe just a coincidence), is now a reformed alcoholic who used to go on benders during his book tours... for books on financial advice.

    And to be sure, at first, seeing Ferrell and Wiig delivering such earnest dialog, and just how they look is funny (Ferrell with a beard that could have easily been pasted on). But all of the other actors are the people who you would usually see in a Lifetime movie, and the director, Rachel Goldenberg, is not a Hollywood pro exactly. She has a wild mix of credits, from Asylum movies (Sherlock Holmes, to tie in with the 2009 movie) to actual TV movies of this ilk (Escape from Polygamy) and more recent comedy work. Steele has more of a foot in comedy, as a writer and collaborator on SNL, though he, the director, and the actors do a remarkable thing: they completely commit to the scenario, the drama around this crazy 'new woman' who comes in to turn everything upside down and cause violence and kidnapping and affairs revealed and shocks galore. And I wouldn't want it any other way.

    I thought about other made-for-TV cable movies that come out, like the Sharknado movies and the like on the SyFy channel, which probably have about the same self-awareness as A Deadly Adoption. But I never see the actors in those movies - many of them are all but winking at the camera as they go to collect their quick paychecks to get eaten by CGI sharknados or Megapythons or whatever. Ferrel, Wiig and company aren't out to make anything cheap or silly here (though maybe the last scene is goofy, perhaps just like a Lifetime movie). The funny thing is, because Ferrell and Wiig and co-star Jessica Lowdnes play everything completely straight - and Ferrell and Wiig are better actors than a Lifetime movie should ever deserve - and it's all believable, sometimes verging on maybe, kinda, sorta being dramatic in a *good* way... until one realizes what they're saying, more often than not, is absurd, as are the situations they get themselves in.

    The tropes are all recognizable if one is into Lifetime movies, and that's also the idea, from the happy white family and the "bad" girl that comes in to make things chaotic. It's not something that can be easily parsed into 'Oh, it's just a parody' or 'Oh, it's actually just another Lifetime movie with these actors'. I found myself laughing many times during A Deadly Adoption, if not during every scene. It's a wholly clever, successful experiment in poker-faced absurdism.
  • The main difference between this movie of the week and the amazingly wonderful Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, which was also a movie of the week and based on a true crime story...is that The PTAATC-MM was done with a highly skilled crew of professionals. While watching A Deadly Adoption it is so PAINFULLY clear that the script is rotten, the performances are rotten and can not hide behind the guise of "camp". "Camp" is one of my favorite genres. And this ain't "camp"...it's more like "CRAMP" because of the feeling i got in my gut from wasting time watching it....or more precisely...CRAP. Don't believe the spin doctors who are trying to pawn it off as classic camp. It is merely a situation where a writer (from SNL) got his actor pals (from SNL) to agree to make a little cash real quick-like...all on Lifetime's dime.
  • Absolutely brilliant. Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig play it completely straight. Critics of this movie are looking for jokes when the real punchline is the fact that two of the funniest people on the planet made a freaking Lifetime movie! And it's 100% Lifetime. They've strictly followed the Lifetime formula and the result is the perfect parody. The entire thing is underscored with a subtle irony that really works. It's cheese with a side of cheese. And it's perfect.

    Oh, and Will Ferrell's hair deserves it's own Emmy.
  • If you watch Lifetime movies of the week you know they tend to be overwrought, supposedly true life melodramas with a cookie cutter story.

    The script and acting are no great shakes.

    A Deadly Adoption could had gone for the parody route like Scary Movie, Austin Powers or Naked Gun films. Instead they have de-constructed the typical Lifetime film and made a better version of it.

    The film has the usual tropes and clichés with just a hint of a knowing wink here and there. As one character states:'I found an unopened box of chocolate today. You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis.'

    The biggest difference is that this television movie of the week has two A list cinema stars. Will Ferrell plays a financial management guru with a string of successful books.

    Kristen Wiig is his wife who sells organic food in market stalls in their small town. They have a five year old daughter Sully to whom they are overprotective towards especially as she is diabetic.

    Right at the beginning we see Wiig falls over from a dilapidated boat dock into the river which results in a miscarriage. Some years later as the story progresses they meet Jessica Lowndes who is homeless and giving her baby up for adoption however she is not all sweet and innocent and her path has crossed with Ferrell before.

    Ferrell and Wiig play it straight. Ferrell also has what looks like a fake beard and recites the corny lines likes it is Shakespeare. You get a hint that he might be sexually attracted to Lowndes as he looks down her cleavage and Lowndes has a hoot playing the femme fatale role.

    Yet it is surprisingly zippy, it moves along at a fast pace, it has a fair amount of cheesiness, bad stunts and ludicrous plot developments.

    In a sense Ferrell and Wiig just made a better Lifetime movie than Lifetime normally manage to do. Still there is only so much you can when you try to polish a turd.
  • This movie was beyond awful. It was almost like watching an SNL skit and waiting for the satire to kick in but it never happened. All I can say about this actually making it on air ( even for Lifetime) is that somebody must've owed someone a huge favor. Either that or they were so far into budget that they had no choice but to air it and hope curiosity would draw enough viewers to save it. This movie was so bad I actually found myself laughing near the end. The ridiculousness of seeing Wil Ferrells character shot twice (once two inches above the heart) and then get up and carry on with the energy of a marathon runner was priceless. A first year film student would've been advised to switch majors if they tried to put something like this on a roll of digital tape. And as for the acting throughout? I can only blame the director, because I know Ferrell and Wiig have talent. And as lousy as the actual dialogue was, the only thing worse was the delivery. For the director to not yell "cut" every ten seconds was a travesty. Rest assured if there's a Razzy category for this work, the staff should blow the dust off their tuxedos. Because you're a shoe-in. I normally wouldn't exert this much time in a negative review, but after subjecting myself to two hours of torture delivered by two of my favorite comedic actors, I was compelled to rip this tripe apart!!!
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    This TV movie was a bit of a strange one, it was advertised is if it was a serious dramatic film, but you cannot ignore the fact that two comedy stars are in the leading roles, which made you question whether this film is a joke, I had to watch and decide for myself. Basically Sarah Benson (Kristen Wiig) is a successful organic food vendor, her husband Robert (Will Ferrell) is a best-selling author and finance guru, their life was rocked by a tragic accident, Sarah was near an unsafe dock and fell into the water of Storm Lake, the trauma caused her to lose their second child in pregnancy, she is no longer able to bare children. Five years have passed, Robert has become reclusive and recovering alcoholic, he has been sober for six months, he and Sarah are looking to adopt an unwanted child, but have not been satisfied by any suggested birth mothers. Then they meet seemingly sweet and innocent attractive young woman Bridgette Gibson (90210's Jessica Lowndes), in the final months of her pregnancy, she claims to be living in a homeless shelter, Sarah and Robert decide to give her the bedroom their lost child would have slept in, she will stay with them until she gives birth. As time goes by however Bridgette is obviously not all she seems, six-year- old daughter Sully (Dark Skies' Alyvia Alyn Lind), who Robert is over-protective of because of her diabetes, is the first to spot that Bridgette is not pregnant at all, she has been wearing a fake enlarged belly pad, she lies to the girl that she is pregnant, but that she would not be believed. Bridgette has another agenda entirely, she and her tattooed hoodlum boyfriend Dwayne Tisdale (Jake Weary) are scheming to get money from the family, the intend to kidnap Sully perhaps for ransom, but also Bridgette has her own reasons. It is revealed that in the past when he was a writer they encountered each other and he made love to her, but he left her after a short time to be with Sarah, she lost a baby that she was pregnant with, she wants both revenge, and perhaps to try and get closer to Robert again. All the secrets and lies come spilling out from all sides, Robert has to try and protect his family, Bridgette is crazy and will do whatever it takes to get what she wants, and Sarah is caught in the middle, there will be deadly consequences for all involved in the complicated situation. Also starring Mousehunt's Debra Christofferson as Ellen Macy, Bryan Safi as Charlie, Erik Palladino as Sheriff and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machine's Carolyn Hennesy as Debby. Ferrell and Wiig are reasonably good at playing serious, Lowndes is too soapy to be believable as an antagonistic bitch, this apparently is supposed to be a humorous imitation of those late 80s and 90s films with twisted affairs and evil characters playing happy families, it does have moments inspired by Fatal Attraction or The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, but it is not quite executed as well as it could have been, you can see the funny side of it though as it is awash with clichés, not a completely terrible parody psychological thriller. Okay!
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    There's a reason I dislike Lifetime movies..The ONLY reason I even watched this movie was because Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig was in it. I'm sure that this is why MOST people even watched it. It wasn't even a decent lifetime type movie. I think the reason it was considered a comedy is because they made it pretty obvious how fake things were. Example - when Will Ferrell's character is shot and near death..minutes later, he's up, talking and carrying his wife! Anyways, I just wasted 2 hours of my life..and I can NEVER get it back. Good Grief! I'm not sure exactly why these two big hitter stars even decided to do this movie. Perhaps they were offered good money...or they were bored...or both. Who knows.. Terrible movie to say the least...
  • The movie that killed his future "serious" drama career. No doubt, like must other comedians they desire to do serious rolls, now with this crap no one's going to believe he ever does anything except "ironically". No one will take him seriously. I know he's trying "to take the stuff (word prohibited" but he's a seriously bad actor, in a so far dull movie. Someone really thought this was an "insane thriller"? You have really got to have a desire to want this to be funny. It certainly isn't so bad it's good. DULL. I'm surprised anyone got to the end of this snooze fest, I'm half way through and writing this hoping it gets better. You people must be crap junkies or whats-his-face junkies. You must be of the ilk that thinks Troma movies are great. Only thing funny in this movie is the name of the kid- means dirt, filth. You who loved it, I truly suggest the watching paint dry channel, I'm sure you'll be amazed. I'm not really sure Ferrell is intelligent enough to realize this wasn't serious. Finally, maybe just a tiny research about diabetes. I'll give you the very end was laughable but it takes a big desire or a really dumb person to get to the end of the 2 hour waste of time. I'm betting the reason no one related to the movie gave any interviews was because they were hoping someone wouldn't laugh at it and it would be their 1st step to be taken seriously. But, he can't act.
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    This needs to be watched through the correct eyes. I'm convinced that it was meant to be a parody.

    I'm married so I've watched more of the Lifetime adoption/nanny/dream-spouse gone bad movies than I'd like to admit. The Deadly Adoption is, to me, a classic parody of these types of films.

    Everything is hyper-idealistic until some sociopath comes in and shakes things up. When compared to other movies in this genre, this one is actually less cheesy, but with the main characters being played by Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig, I was never able to shake the feeling that something hilarious was going to happen. Many times, it looked as if they were barely able to contain their laughter as they delivered lines. Amazingly, the plot stayed on it's dramatic path.

    !SPOILER ALERT!

    It wasn't until the last scene in the movie that I was able to confirm that this was meant to be a parody. Somewhere in the middle of the movie there is an off handed comment from a minor character that Will Ferrell's character doesn't dance to silly music like he used to. Well, when all the conflict is neatly wrapped up in the end, Will gets his silly dance on, joined by his wife and daughter. (cheese intensifies)

    All in all, a very well done parody.
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    It's all a gag, and it really is expertly done. Kudos to all concerned. It's a goof on every Lifetime movie ever made in particular, and on TV drama in general. Everybody plays it totally straight. There's no hipster attitude or ironic distance from the material; the entire cast plays along, even the little girl. It probably only took a week or so to film, so it looks like everybody had a fun time of it. Its tone-perfect re-creation is its greatest strength and its worst weakness. It's such an authentic Lifetime copy that it also includes the boredom and the flat, lifeless, soap-opera-like quality. Sitting through a real Lifetime movie is difficult work at times. Every possible Lifetime cliché is thrown in, nothing gets left out. Just in case someone might miss the joke, it helpfully adds the "Based On a True Story" claim at the beginning. Then at the end, we see the happy-ending epilogue ("Six Months Later"), where the family clumsily dances together to a fake, ersatz-rock song and uses wooden spoons as microphones. If anyone is looking to kill two hours, this flick will do the trick, just like any real Lifetime movie, but with the added subtext of some extremely subtle humor.
  • This is typical Lifetime fodder, neither good nor bad; pretty much middle of the pack. Nothing unique about this. Yes, when you watch Ferrell, you expect him to do something "over the top" to legitimize it as a spoof but that doesn't happen. It's not great or even good drama. It is mediocre. I know of what I speak because I have seen a lot of the Lifetime original movies.

    Stating that, it can't be stated as satire. It is far too subtle to be considered satire. It can have a life of it's own as bad Lifetime but it's not really bad enough.

    I don't know why Ferrell and Wiig did this movie.

    I will say, however, that Lifetime, had a coup with this because it is has created a stir in social media and that may have been the outcome desired all along.
  • Will Ferrell is simply awful in this dramatic role as a father. Kristen Wig is only a little better.

    I know it is a Lifetime movie and we expect less because the plots are predictable, the acting less than stellar but we usually adjust because we know the actors aren't A listers.

    Will Ferrell is great as a comedic actor and one of his best movies was "Elf". He should stick w/comedy or procure A LOT of acting lessons as a dramatic actor.

    His performance in this movie was stilted, awkward and unbelievable. It was painful to watch.
  • rebecca-gzym5 November 2020
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    I haven't watched this in a while, but will be taking advantage of watching it again on Pluto. This movie will not spoon feed you the jokes, so if that's what you're looking for go watch something with a laugh track. It's been a couple years since I've seen this and I still laugh to myself when I think of things like, Ferrell's character writing finance books, but has "groupies" or how no one is allowed on the dock because that's how (Wiig) loses her baby, falling off....in clearly shallow water. Haters gonna hate, but the more I think about random things in this movie the harder I laugh. I'm so glad I found it to watch again, which I'll be doing later today. I'm praying for a Hallmark Christmas movie from these two next!
  • Having never heard of this film prior to watching and also not realizing that this was a "Lifetime television" movie until after seeing several comments and looking further into the film.

    Found it quite different and actually enjoyable. It is predictable and the "twists" are quite obvious but given the situation it's a solid film to pass the time.

    We see Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig (two comedians) in a rather serious dark film and at points we suspect that the film to be a joke or a parody but they seemed to play it straight throughout.

    A Deadly Adoption is a short enough film where everything seems to happen rather quickly, so it doesn't necessarily drag. For a Lifetime movie starring two big actors it's solid.
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    WARNING: SPOILER ALERT - the following discusses plot points, but you might want to read on anyway to save two hours of your lifespan! Or don't read it, watch the movie, and then come back and read the reviews to see if you actually "got" this movie! This is also written to bring closure to those who have spent the two hours watching it.

    The overall plot was used previously in another Lifetime movie no doubt. Crazy girl, bad boyfriend fresh out of prison wanting his money, a child about to die because she needs her meds, and parents in a dysfunctional marriage with a secret held by one against the other allowing "crazy girl" to enter stage left, scene one.

    Is this movie a parody of Lifetime movies or other movies that revolve around "crazy girl" replacing a wife and making the wife's family her own? The predictable script does not let on to this possibility other than in a few spots such as Will Ferrell's character standing in the middle of the road to face off "crazy girl" without so much as a drip of blood coming from his two wounds, one of which appeared earlier as fatal. (It's highly unlikely that he'd be knocked out cold by two flesh wounds and even less likely that his wounds would both stop bleeding without immediate medical attention.)

    Another possible parody moment was the garage door opening scene. The garage was filled with far too much exhaust for any human being to emerge from it without hacking his guts out. Will emerging from a cloud of deadly exhaust appearing to breath normally, looked like Superman with Lois in his arms, back-lit with a glow. That smells of parody or very bad direction, take your pick. Will "speeding" off to the rescue in an incredibly slow moving boat with a very serious look on his face smelled like parody too.

    Still, most of the movie was not at all funny, or even suspiciously funny, so what was the point of that please? Furthermore, there was not a lot in the dialogue to suggest that this was in fact a parody. The sheriff asking after he had heard the entire story of Will and "crazy woman," (paraphrased) "Do you think they could be together?" could have been one such line. That must be ranked among the stupidest lines ever written in a movie, and if it was not in fact meant to be a stupid line appropriate for a parody, then we must conclude that the line is just an awful line. The movie is otherwise mostly predictable, with the "manner of pregnancy" of "crazy girl" being nearly the only surprise. Were you really surprised that the bad boyfriend was just behind the organic foods co-worker who had snapped one too many branches on his rescue mission? His death was not funny, just cruel. Where's the parody in that?

    The scene with Will's incredibly awkward dancing with his family that went on longer than any sane director would have allowed, just iced the cake of this movie's demise.

    In sum, this was either a poorly written parody or a poorly written violent though almost entirely predictable drama, acted about as well as it could have been acted (hence my higher rating than the 1 for the script).

    Note to actors: next time you might want to turn this sort of script down. Note to screenplay writer: you need a lot of practice. Note to viewers: I'd sorry for your loss...of time. And that is not a "spiteful comment," because I'm really, really sorry for your loss. Or is this just a parody of a hardhearted reviewer? You decide! ; )

    P.S. I think this movie was deliberately written to thoroughly confuse us all and is therefore brilliant! (Just kidding....but maybe it is...regardless, you'll never have closure on this movie or on this review. ; ))
  • Glassgrl21 June 2015
    The fact that this movie has "comedy" listed as a genre says it all. This was not intended to be a comedy, but I found myself laughing out loud because it was so relentlessly bad. Will Ferrell's version of dramatic acting looked like he was trying to work out a math problem in his head. Even his face in the promotional picture here makes me roll my eyes. Kristen Wiig does an acceptable job with what she is given to work with, but the script dances the line between drama and camp and fails miserably at achieving either. I am not a movie snob, and will freely admit to enjoying a trashy made-for-TV movie now and again, but this story has been done before and done much better. If you are thinking of watching this out of morbid curiosity (as I did), save yourself some pain and watch a rerun of Law and Order instead. There is always one on.
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