Winnie The Pooh: Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.
Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Eeyore: If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.
Christopher Robin: [from trailer] The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!
[kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]
Christopher Robin: There's no opening!
Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.
Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.
Winnie The Pooh: I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.
Tigger: [sees his reflection in a mirror] I just saw the most preposterous imposter! Look at 'im!
Eeyore: [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching] Just my luck... a Heffalump... leering at his lunch.
Christopher Robin: Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump.
Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.
Christopher Robin: [rushing off the bridge to the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly gesturing for Eeyore to swim] Oh no, not the waterfall! Swim!
Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.
Christopher Robin: [continuing his swim gesture to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!
Eeyore: [crashing into a rock in the river] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.
Christopher Robin: Don't worry.
[continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]
Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.
Christopher Robin: [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore, I'll save you!
Eeyore: We'll see.
Christopher Robin: [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh yes, of course I've grown up one bit.
[looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]
Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!
Eeyore: [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with Eeyore] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.
Christopher Robin: [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!
Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.
Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?
Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.
Winnie The Pooh: It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.
Winnie The Pooh: There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.
Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-doube G-Er!
Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked!
Eeyore: Oh no, not the song...
Tigger: [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!
Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.
Winnie The Pooh: [looking out the train window] House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.
Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?
Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".
Christopher Robin: Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?
Winnie The Pooh: [whispering] House. Grass. Tree.
[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]
Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!
Piglet: [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]
Christopher Robin: Piglet!
Tigger: [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!
Piglet: [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?
Eeyore: [muffled] My bum hurts.
Eeyore: [with head stuck in watering can] Just an average Windsday morning.
Winnie The Pooh: [from trailer] Hoo-hoo, I *do* like a party!
Piglet: [from trailer] Oh, d-d-dear, dear!
Tigger: [about Christopher Robin] He's giant! And he smells funny.
Christopher Robin: [sits down on a bench] What to do, what to do, what to do?
Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
Christopher Robin: [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh] Pooh?
Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!
Christopher Robin: NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
Winnie The Pooh: It's not stress, it's Pooh.
Christopher Robin: Pooh. How are you here?
Winnie The Pooh: Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!
Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!
Winnie The Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
Christopher Robin: Well, that's a silly explanation.
Winnie The Pooh: Why, thank you!
Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
Tigger: I'm Tigger! That's T-I-Double GUH-er!
Eeyore: [about a cake] I call the cherry.
Tigger: [from trailer] Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Christopher Robin: [to Evelyn and Madeline] Have a good time.
Giles Winslow: We've called an emergency meeting this weekend.
Christopher Robin: I - I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir.
Giles Winslow: We need to cut *twenty* percent.
Christopher Robin: [gestures to people outside the window] You promised these people good jobs!
Giles Winslow: And I thought you'd do anything for this company.
Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
Owl: Christopher Robin!
Tigger: We just need a leap of faith!