Winnie The Pooh: Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.

Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Christopher Robin: I wonder which way.

Winnie The Pooh: I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.

Christopher Robin: Do you?

Winnie The Pooh: That's the way I do it.

Winnie The Pooh: What day is it?

Christopher Robin: It's today.

Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.

Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Eeyore.

Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

Eeyore: If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.

[Piglet claps]

[from trailer]

Winnie The Pooh: Your ladder is broken.

Christopher Robin: That was a shelf.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.

Christopher Robin: [from trailer] The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!

[kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]

Christopher Robin: There's no opening!

Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.

Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin: Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!

Winnie The Pooh: I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.

Tigger: [sees his reflection in a mirror] I just saw the most preposterous imposter! Look at 'im!

Eeyore: [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching] Just my luck... a Heffalump... leering at his lunch.

Christopher Robin: Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump.

Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.

Christopher Robin: [rushing off the bridge to the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly gesturing for Eeyore to swim] Oh no, not the waterfall! Swim!

Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.

Christopher Robin: [continuing his swim gesture to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!

Eeyore: [crashing into a rock in the river] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.

Christopher Robin: Don't worry.

[continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]

Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.

Christopher Robin: [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore, I'll save you!

Eeyore: We'll see.

Christopher Robin: [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh yes, of course I've grown up one bit.

[looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]

Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!

Eeyore: [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with Eeyore] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.

Christopher Robin: [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.

Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?

Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.

Winnie The Pooh: It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.

Winnie The Pooh: What should happen if you forget about me?

Young Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.

Winnie The Pooh: You must be Madeline.

Madeline Robin: Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?

Winnie The Pooh: Yes! Do you know where he is?

Madeline Robin: I do!

Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!

Winnie The Pooh: [to a passerby] Hello. Are you on an expedition, too?

[the passerby crashes into a lamppost]

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, bother.

Christopher Robin: Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you.

Winnie The Pooh: Ex-Pooh-berant.

Winnie The Pooh: There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.

Evelyn Robin: Is that donkey talking?

Christopher Robin: Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-doube G-Er!

Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?

Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked!

Eeyore: Oh no, not the song...

Tigger: [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

Christopher Robin: I'm not the person I used to be.

Winnie The Pooh: You saved us. You're a hero.

Christopher Robin: I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.

Winnie The Pooh: But I found you.

Christopher Robin: If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...

Evelyn Robin: Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.

Winnie The Pooh: [looking out the train window] House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.

Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".

Christopher Robin: Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?

Winnie The Pooh: [whispering] House. Grass. Tree.

Christopher Robin: No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh: But it's not stress. It's Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Christopher Robin: No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind.

[Pooh laughs]

[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]

Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!

Piglet: [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]

Christopher Robin: Piglet!

Tigger: [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!

Piglet: [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?

Eeyore: [muffled] My bum hurts.

Madeline Robin: You're talking.

Winnie The Pooh: No, I'm not talking. Well, I am now, I suppose.

Eeyore: [with head stuck in watering can] Just an average Windsday morning.

Evelyn Robin: You won't be coming to the cottage?

Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.

Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

[Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore get ready to go through the door]

Piglet: I-I think I'll just s-stay here... Y-you don't really need me anyways.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh Piglet... but we DO need you...

Piglet: Y-you do?

Winnie The Pooh: [takes Piglet's hand] We ALWAYS need you, Piglet.

Christopher Robin: I haven't thought about them in years.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, we think about you every day.

Winnie The Pooh: [from trailer] Hoo-hoo, I *do* like a party!

Piglet: [from trailer] Oh, d-d-dear, dear!

Christopher Robin: [from trailer] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

Christopher Robin: But Pooh, why're you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.

Tigger: [about Christopher Robin] He's giant! And he smells funny.

Christopher Robin: I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Christopher Robin: [sits down on a bench] What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin: [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh] Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!

Christopher Robin: NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh: It's not stress, it's Pooh.

Christopher Robin: Pooh. How are you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!

Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!

Winnie The Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin: Well, that's a silly explanation.

Winnie The Pooh: Why, thank you!

Winnie The Pooh: I do love a party.

Young Christopher Robin: Come on, Pooh.

Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?

Winnie The Pooh: Who is that?

Christopher Robin: Pooh!

Winnie The Pooh: But she can't be Pooh. I'm Pooh.

Tigger: I'm Tigger! That's T-I-Double GUH-er!

Eeyore: [about a cake] I call the cherry.

Tigger: [from trailer] Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Christopher Robin: [to Evelyn and Madeline] Have a good time.

Tigger: [being dragged in a suitcase by Christopher Robin's car with Piglet and Eeyore] Stick with me, Piglet, I'll fix this! You worry too much!

Piglet: We'll never get to Christopher now!

Giles Winslow: We've called an emergency meeting this weekend.

Christopher Robin: I - I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir.

Giles Winslow: We need to cut *twenty* percent.

Christopher Robin: [gestures to people outside the window] You promised these people good jobs!

Giles Winslow: And I thought you'd do anything for this company.

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.

Tigger: I'm Tigger. T I double guh err. That spells Tigger.

Madeline Robin: What is a Tigger?

Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore: Not this song again.

Christopher Robin: [comes home] I'm sorry, I got held up at work.

Evelyn Robin: You'll be working this weekend?

Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.

Madeline Robin: Father, I never see you.

Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

Christopher Robin: I am sorry, Madeline.

Owl: Christopher Robin!

Christopher Robin: There's more to life than balloons and honey!

Winnie The Pooh: [doubtfully] Are you sure?

Giles Winslow: We should be working this weekend, Robin.

Christopher Robin: I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend.

Giles Winslow: All hands on deck.

Christopher Robin: Pooh, why are you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.

Tigger: We just need a leap of faith!