The Man from Alpha Centauri: Look lady, if you do not sit and listen to me, I will shoot the teddy bear.
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: No, please, anything but don't kill the teddy bear!
The Man from Alpha Centauri: The scar tissue is right here on my butt, let me show you...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: No, I believe you, it's no need to...
The Man from Alpha Centauri: You see, I want you to remove one of my billybillybinkas...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: What is that?
The Man from Alpha Centauri: One of my fushtas, I got two, you see...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: You mean, penises?
The Man from Alpha Centauri: I'll have it delivered at your door today... in solid gold... So, what do you say?
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: I say... You do not need any surgery... I come from the same planet... I got two too...