Somebody's Darling

1/10's are a rarity from me so watching two films in a row so deserving makes me wonder what I did to deserve such utter torture.

Somebody's Darling is an odd film and very hard to pigeon hole. On IMDB it's everything from fantasy to horror and I can confidently say that movies like this need a genre all of their own. Be sure though it's name would be sorely derogative.

Trying to explain Somebody's Darling would be like trying to breakdown a years worth of Eastenders. I would never do that, it would be cruel and unusual punishment and nobody would care anyway.

All I can really say about this random incoherent pile of duck poop is that it's beyond bad and doesn't deserve another syllable.

The Good:

Nope

The Bad:

Everything

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

I must have done something very unpleasant to something very cute to have deserved that travesty