- [last lines]
- Carol: [nightclub applause] Oh, thank you so much. Would you mind if I just sang one more?
- Carol: [singing to gentle piano music] You go to my head And you linger like a haunting refrain. And I find you spinning round in my brain, like the bubbles in a glass of champagne. Oh, you go to my head, like a sip of sparkling Burgundy brew. And I find the very mention of you, like the kicker in a julep or two. The thrill of the thought, that you might give a thought, to my plea, casts a spell over me. Still I say to myself "Get ahold of yourself," "Can't you see that it never can be?" Oh, you go to my head with a smile that makes my temperature rise. Like a summer with a thousand Julys. You intoxicate my soul With your eyes.
- [first lines]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Julius: [in Twins movie] Do we look okay?
- Hampton: See? Look at the picture. Look how it's slanting and jumping around.
- Arnold: Yeah, I see that, Grandpa. It's the tracking. I'm trying to fix it.
- Hampton: It normally doesn't look like that.
- Arnold: I know. I'm working on it.
- Hampton: Well, now it's worse.
- Dev: Uh, you know, Grandpa Hampton, we might be ignoring the larger issue here. Nobody uses VCRs anymore. Why don't we throw that guy in the garbage and we have old Arnold buy you a brand new Blu-ray player?
- Hampton: I don't trust those discs. I don't want any lasers in my home. Plus, I got my collection of tapes already.
- Arnold: Yeah, Dev, I don't think they have the 1996 US Open tennis quarterfinals on Blu-ray yet.
- Hampton: Don't tell me who wins!
- Arnold: All right. I give up. The stress that it's gonna take for me to fix this is not worth the $3 to buy you a new VCR. We're gonna go out and get you one.
- Hampton: Forget about watching Twins. Let's skip it. Let's just sit it down, have a beer. Let's talk.
- Dev: Dude, we got to get the fuck out of here. I'm not trying to hang out with your cranky grandpa. You said we're coming to Astoria to get a tasty shawarma and we'd see your grandpa for a minute. I've been watching blurry Twins for an hour.
- Arnold: I know. I'm sorry, dude.
- Dev: Tracking's so bad, it looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.
- Dev: What was it like dating back then? Seems like everything was a little nicer and simpler.
- Carol: A guy from the neighborhood came up and said, "You're beautiful. I'm gonna marry you." Then he did. Then you raise a bunch of kids. Your husband dies. Your kids put you in a home. And then you're eating pasta with your granddaughter's ethnic boyfriend.