Master of None (TV Series)

The Other Man (2015)

Claire Danes: Nina

Quotes 

• Nina : Hey, Vineet, it's Nina. So good to see you.

  Dev : No, wrong Indian guy. I'm not Vineet.

  Nina : No, I know, I'm trying to get rid of this weirdo over there. Just pretend you're talking to me for a little bit.

  Dev : Oh, okay. Um, do I need to get in character as Vineet, or can I be myself?

  Nina : No, you can You can be yourself.

  Dev : What if I want to be a different Indian guy named Darwish who sells tractors?

  Nina : Okay, Darwish. How's the tractor business?

  Dev : [sighs]  Not good. So far, I've sold, mm, zero tractors.

  Nina : Oh, no.

  Dev : Yeah. Apparently there's no farmland in Manhattan.

• [last lines] 

  Mark : A marriage is a beautiful thing that you make together. And it has many parts, one of which is monogamy. But the way we look at it, you don't just blow up the whole thing 'cause one part is broken. You try to fix that part. Like, if I had messed up one of the legs on the table I made for Nina, I wouldn't throw out the whole table. I'd fix the leg. Right, honey?

  Nina : Yeah. Look, it's not perfect. But it's real. It's life.

  Mark : Very real.

  Nina : Yeah.

  Dev : Wow, well, I'm glad this didn't end with you murdering me like in those Richard Gere movies.

  Nina : He's not gonna beat you to death with a snow globe and then wrap your body up in a rug and dump you in a landfill.

  Mark : Unfaithful, Unfaithful.

  Nina : Yeah!

  Dev : It's a great movie.

  Mark : Oh, Gere at his best.

  Denise : Good movie.

  Mark : Oh, and hey, I'm sorry I cut in line at the ice cream place. I was coked out of my mind. But I'm sober now.

  Dev : That's great.

  Nina : Good.

  Dev : Well, um, all right. All right.

  Nina : Anyway bye...

  Denise : Nice meeting y'all. I'll see you at work.

  Denise : [to Dev]  What just happened?

• Nina : Do you care about the environment? My husband's company is the number one polluter of the Hudson River. He is personally responsible for the death of thousands of local ducks. So if you care about our country's lakes and rivers, we should totally have sex right now.