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  • "A Quick Learner" is the title story but originally titled "Remote Control", leading off a typical Stills & Mills adventure into their parallel world of horny step-moms. Until a congressional hearing is held concerning the sudden prevalence of step-mother led households with nubile teenage girls being abused I won't believe this nonsense.

    But credibility aside, our smutty auteurs have assembled the usual cadre of sexy femmes to lick, finger and rub each other for our listening pleasure. I encountered a little paranoia-upside-down, as my favorite porn location, the oval-paned front doors and fab spiral staircase "Immoral Proposal" mansion, is used for two different vignettes, reflecting amazing real estate turnover in this parallel universe, as two different families are depicted there.

    "Help My Stepmom" features the first family, namely Ariella Ferrera and her blonde step-daughter (no possible blood relation could be inferred by this casting) Maddy Rose. It's a bait and switch, as Maddy has to run off, having her BFF Veronica Rodriguez entertain her mommy, in this case bring over lingerie for Ariella to try on (supposedly from the store where VR works, but actually out of her own drawers at home).

    Premise is that stunning Ariella needs to feel better about herself, and some ersatz Victoria's Secret stuff (in this case in DDD sizes to fit the porn superstar's massive boobs and belying their provenance from little Rodriguez's closet) will do the trick. These videos are distributed by Girlfriends Films, and this segment is a carbon copy of that label's popular "Pin-Up Girls" series, wherein femmes head to the bedroom to try on vintage '50s sweet nothings. That always leads to Sapphic sex, and I enjoyed the Ariella/Veronica groping, an all-Latina affair. Their porn-speak had some bits of Spanish thrown in for good measure.

    That same mansion changes hands magically and is inhabited in the finale "Just to Fit In" by Kendra James and considerably long-in-the-tooth teen Penny Pax. Penny has long-since graduated to mature roles (even impersonating Gillian Anderson in a recent dreaded parody assignment) but with pigtails she's cute enough to pass here. Her virginal innocence is harder to swallow, but in the white-on-white environs of my favorite porn setting I forgave everything and enjoyed Kendra's incestuous mommy-manhandling of her kid.

    In another segment, a Penny Pax wannabe named Emma Evins, red hair and all, gets mommy sex lessons from an over-acting Syren De Mer. Syren has two step-daughters, so she separately makes love to the other one, tall Scarlett Fever in the film's opening vignette.

    Weakest segment pairs Savannah Fyre and young Tiff Bannister, two nonentities who may yet blossom into Lesbian stardom, though I suspect fetish junk is more likely in their future. Titled "My Favorite Homework" the poorly improvised "story" involves Tiff having trouble with her anatomy class -making the resulting tutorial sound like a stag movie premise of old. Tiff has bigger breasts than mommy (a no-no in this particular genre) and their outdoor sex scene is desultory,.