MILF Massages

Internet team of Mills & Alan deliver their fans required Sapphic sex in "MILF Massages", straight off their porno assembly line. I haven't drunk their Kool Aid, so pardon me if I refrain from doing back flips over this very typical video.

It's the usual 5 lengthy vignettes of straightforward situations leading to the formulaic licking, fingering, oohing and ahhing of the genre. Oiler clichés are present too, but what's absent is a script, with producer Bree Mills taking a "creative director" credit but no scribe hired.

Credits are sloppy as usual, with the two most important actresses in their stable, Ariella Ferrera and India Summer, both getting their names misspelled on screen (Sara Luvv also rates only a single "v" here). Ferrera brings her big breasts to bear on two roles, one as a customer and later as a masseuse at the spa, and does fine, arousing jobs both times out. Summer is a client, getting the full treatment from young masseuse Zoey Monroe in a vignette (suitable for streaming) titled "Show & Tell".

Superstar of a decade or two previous Raylene is more of a character actress as a plain looking masseuse, servicing the younger generation (Kiera Winters). Amusingly, the DVD plugola on the back liner calls Raylene euphemistically "well- seasoned". Sounds like too many hours at the tanning salon.

That dreaded squirting phenomenon rears its ugly head (pardon my fractured metaphors) when masseuse Veronica Avluv takes on two young lesbian lovers Amia Miley and Catie Parker who want to get oiled up together.

I'm a sucker for this nonsense, but I wish that Bree & Alan would speed up their learning curve and start issuing more interesting stuff. They seem content to merely hire top talent and let them wing it, not enough unless the viewer is easily pleased.