Clancy Brown credited as playing...
Mr. Krabs
- [from a Super Bowl spot]
- Mr. Krabs: The commercials in this game are really expensive, SpongeBob.
- Squidward: [scoffing] It's just the pre-game.
- Mr. Krabs: You've got twenty-six seconds to tell me everything in this movie.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [saluting] Sir, yes sir! There's fast cars, flashbacks, Snoop Dogg...
- [a crowd of fish gasps]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: ... robots...
- [SpongeBob rips his pants and gets excited]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a wise sage...
- Sage: Hello!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: ...churros...
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [losing focus] Ohhh...
- SpongeBob SquarePants: ...the only thing missing is Gary.
- [SpongeBob is screaming out in the open with lightning strikes in the background]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: GARY!
- Patrick Star: Let's go find him!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Do I smell a road trip?
- Patrick Star: That could be my breath!
- [the title appears and read by the commercial's narrator]
- Mr. Krabs: Eh, that was money well spent!
- [the Super Bowl spot ends]
- Sandy Cheeks: Alright, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?
- Squidward: We don't know where he is, Sandy. Hasn't been here in days.
- [Sandy grabs Squidward around the neck suspiciously]
- Sandy Cheeks: Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.
- [She lets go of Squidward and points an accusing finger at Mr. Krabs]
- Sandy Cheeks: And you, arthropod. Start talking. Where is he? Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?
- Mr. Krabs: Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught me that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.
- [Sandy and Squidward exchange looks]
- Mr. Krabs: Okay, fifty percent talking about the money, fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.
- [the gang peers out from a hiding place]
- Mr. Krabs: Do you think we should have stayed in there with Squidward?
- Patrick Star: Nah, he's got it.
- [Squidward stumbles around inside the suit of armor]
- Squidward: Where is everybody?
- Soldier: Charge!
- [the soldiers attack, knocking the armor into a fire pit. The metal heats up and Squidward screams in pain. The armor jumps up, clutching its behind, slips on Patrick's food and falls out a window]
- Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks: Squidward!
- [the gang rush down a spiral staircase]
- Sandy Cheeks: We've got you! Hold on!
- [as Squidward plummets towards the ground in the burning armor, the gang races outside with a trampoline to catch him. They dart this way and that with the trampoline. The armor crashes to the ground next to them]
- Patrick Star: Man down.
- [a chicken drumstick lands on the trampoline. A dazed Squidward emerges from the hole in the ground]
- Squidward: [sarcastically] Good... catch.