Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick
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Quotes
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[from a Super Bowl spot]
Mr. Krabs : The commercials in this game are really expensive, SpongeBob.
Squidward : [scoffing] It's just the pre-game.
Mr. Krabs : You've got twenty-six seconds to tell me everything in this movie.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [saluting] Sir, yes sir! There's fast cars, flashbacks, Snoop Dogg...
[a crowd of fish gasps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... robots...
[SpongeBob rips his pants and gets excited]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... a wise sage...
Sage : Hello!
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...churros...
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [losing focus] Ohhh...
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...the only thing missing is Gary.
[SpongeBob is screaming out in the open with lightning strikes in the background]
SpongeBob SquarePants : GARY!
Patrick Star : Let's go find him!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do I smell a road trip?
Patrick Star : That could be my breath!
[the title appears and read by the commercial's narrator]
Mr. Krabs : Eh, that was money well spent!
[the Super Bowl spot ends]
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Patrick Star : [trying to be optimistic] Buck up, SpongeBob. It's not over yet.
SpongeBob SquarePants : It sure feels over. And crappy.
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[the gang peers out from a hiding place]
Mr. Krabs : Do you think we should have stayed in there with Squidward?
Patrick Star : Nah, he's got it.
[Squidward stumbles around inside the suit of armor]
Squidward : Where is everybody?
Soldier : Charge!
[the soldiers attack, knocking the armor into a fire pit. The metal heats up and Squidward screams in pain. The armor jumps up, clutching its behind, slips on Patrick's food and falls out a window]
Patrick Star , Sandy Cheeks : Squidward!
[the gang rush down a spiral staircase]
Sandy Cheeks : We've got you! Hold on!
[as Squidward plummets towards the ground in the burning armor, the gang races outside with a trampoline to catch him. They dart this way and that with the trampoline. The armor crashes to the ground next to them]
Patrick Star : Man down.
[a chicken drumstick lands on the trampoline. A dazed Squidward emerges from the hole in the ground]
Squidward : [sarcastically] Good... catch.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.
Patrick Star : Thank you. I love my sense of ironing too.
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Sage : Beware, young seekers. All is distortion. If you aren't careful, the lost city will draw you into her fickle embrace, blind you with her dazzling distractions and tempt you with her fleeting games of chance. Whatever you do, don't be led astray, don't lose focus and don't forget why you came here.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't forget. Good one.
Patrick Star : Thanks, Sage-meister. I think we got this.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, Sage. I think you've been pretty good up until now, but I love Gary more than anything in the whole world. And we came here to get him back.
Sage : Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I wouldn't worry about us losing any focus.
Sage : [dreading] Oh, boy.
