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Quotes
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[from a Super Bowl spot]
Mr. Krabs : The commercials in this game are really expensive, SpongeBob.
Squidward : [scoffing] It's just the pre-game.
Mr. Krabs : You've got twenty-six seconds to tell me everything in this movie.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [saluting] Sir, yes sir! There's fast cars, flashbacks, Snoop Dogg...
[a crowd of fish gasps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... robots...
[SpongeBob rips his pants and gets excited]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... a wise sage...
Sage : Hello!
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...churros...
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [losing focus] Ohhh...
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...the only thing missing is Gary.
[SpongeBob is screaming out in the open with lightning strikes in the background]
SpongeBob SquarePants : GARY!
Patrick Star : Let's go find him!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do I smell a road trip?
Patrick Star : That could be my breath!
[the title appears and read by the commercial's narrator]
Mr. Krabs : Eh, that was money well spent!
[the Super Bowl spot ends]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Aww, don't worry, Gar-bear. I'll be back before you can say "Why did he cruelly abandon me like that?"
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Patrick Star : [trying to be optimistic] Buck up, SpongeBob. It's not over yet.
SpongeBob SquarePants : It sure feels over. And crappy.
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[Squidward trudges to the Krusty Krab. The joint is dismal, but thankfully empty]
Squidward : Another day, another migraine.
[He goes to sit behind the register]
Squidward : Well, at least I'll get a little peace and quiet before that little...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Good morning, Squidward!
[Squidward jumps in fright and almost drops his magazine]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And isn't it a lovely morning?
Squidward : [knowing that any interaction from SpongeBob means trouble for him] Nope, not talking to you. I'm especially not getting involved in any of your nonsense today. I always end up with the wrong end of the stick.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, Squidward.
[Squidward sighs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : But you should know that Old Gertrude's getting pretty finicky these days.
Squidward : Old Gertrude? Who the kelp is that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : You worked with her for years! She's the eight-burner grill in the kitchen.
[SpongeBob enters the kitchen]
Squidward : [through clenched teeth] It never ends.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [holding up a squeaky toy] Ooh, Gary, what's this?
[Gary eats the toy. There's an awkward pause]
SpongeBob SquarePants : OK, that'll come out later.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.
Patrick Star : Thank you. I love my sense of ironing too.
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[last lines]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Order up!
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Sage : Beware, young seekers. All is distortion. If you aren't careful, the lost city will draw you into her fickle embrace, blind you with her dazzling distractions and tempt you with her fleeting games of chance. Whatever you do, don't be led astray, don't lose focus and don't forget why you came here.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't forget. Good one.
Patrick Star : Thanks, Sage-meister. I think we got this.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, Sage. I think you've been pretty good up until now, but I love Gary more than anything in the whole world. And we came here to get him back.
Sage : Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I wouldn't worry about us losing any focus.
Sage : [dreading] Oh, boy.