11 May 2016 | lor_
Quantity can include quality
Feeling the holiday spirit, the guys at Brazzers decided to over-stuff this stocking with girls, featuring a baker's dozen of beauties in hardcore action. Fetish theme of Christmasy outfits completes the package.
Only structural difference from 100s of other Brazzers DVDs is giving all six lengthy vignettes equal status, instead of the standard delineation of the final one as a "Bonus". They're all diverting group-sex exercises, beginning with a front-loaded segment of four ladies picking on their mean boss (inevitably Keiran Lee, who claims to have made over a thousand of these exercises, the metric for counting using Adult industry standard of SCENES, not films or videos for the benchmark).
The second party segment has 9 girls total, but only three of them get down, the other six dismissed and uncredited. Youth movement in porn is served by casting young thangs Dillion Harper, Staci Silverstone and Alice March, who service Johnny Sins in strictly POV camera fashion, his face not shown until the end of the vignette.
Brits Rebecca More and Jasmine Jae tag-team Danny D in an amusing if overdone segment in which dirty poetry, not a limerick but rather "The Night Before Christmas" style with lots of verbal raunch included, dominates. The amazing thing about this made-in-London vignette is that it actually ends with a lot of heart and even sentiment, quite unusual in context.
Finale is rather poorly directed but a good idea. Two haughty lady shoppers fight over the last hot-this-season toy, a spoof of Tickle Me Elmo, and are taken advantage of by the grumpy store manager, Will Powers. Puma Swede and Diana Prince make a wildly contrasting femme pair, improvising well and humping better.
There must be an "Xmas" section in our virtual porn store, located right next to the Dwarfs and Lactation genres, and virtual rack jobbers know where to stick this Brazzers offering.