Rabbit
Sarah Leigh
Velicity
Larnell
Hambo
Phoebe
Candy
Grandpa
Jeff
Self
Pirate
Hesher 1
Hesher 2
Redneck
Redder Neck (as K. Harrison Sweeney)
Crack Whore
Mr. G
Mrs. G
Poonisher 1 (as Skin Diamond)
Poonisher 2
Poontang Girl
Mercenary
Evil Bong / Eebee (voice)
The Gingerdead Man / Ooga Booga (voice) (as Bob Ramos)
The Gingerdead Man's mouth