"I Only Drop 4 Big Cocks" hints at its crappiness with that dumb title, and then proceeds to fall beneath expectations anyway. The Bluebird release made stateside by label's lousy director "Marc Twain" is 100% false advertising.
Name-dropping Craig's List on both DVD liner and in the dialog (unafraid of lawsuits, apparently), the show purports to be female porn stars interviewing male applicants auditioning for roles in porn films, as advertised in Craig's List. This pretend pro-am premise means no screen credits for the guys, who -surprise, surprise! - turn out to be familiar male porn players.
Also sloppy is crediting of Nicole Lauren who never shows up on screen, probably due to editing out her segment from the already overlong final print.
The five vignettes, mostly shot on the same cheap set with a handy casting couch for humping, are nearly identical, with the femme interviewer shocked at how big the guy's cock is and then examining it carefully by humping him. Only brief source of amusement is generated by Chris Charming's amusing ad libs in his interview, surprising since English is his second language and he rarely gets to express himself in a thousand or so gonzo roles over the years.
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