Adam Pally: Mr. Teller
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Mr. Teller : So, we have a new student today. I'm assuming you are...
Rafe : I'm a transfer student, sir.
Mr. Teller : Oh, you don't have to call me "sir." Makes me feel old, and I already feel old. I drive a... Saturn.
Rafe : It's just Principal Dwight told me to call everyone "sir." It's like a... one of his rules.
Mr. Teller : Okay. Well, I don't see any Principal Dwight in here, do you? Seriously, do you? Because he is a master of disguise.
[laughter]
Mr. Teller : So, we have a new transfer student today who's name I'm realizing I did not ask just now. What's your name?
Rafe : Rafe Khatchadorian.
Miller : Whoa! It'd suck to have to spell that dumb name.
Shon : Well, Rafe, welcome to hell.
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[to raise the school test score average, Principal Dwight suspends every student in Mr. Miller's class for one week]
Mr. Teller : These kids may be troublemakers, they may not be "A" students, a lot of them smell weird, but they are smart enough to know you don't leave hard evidence inside their lockers. These are hardly the masterminds of such an extravagant prank. If anything, I would say that this seems like a setup.
Principal Dwight : Are you insinuating that this is a setup?
Mr. Teller : Yeah. That's why I just said this seems like a setup.
Principal Dwight : I don't like that, because it almost sounds like you're thinking this is a setup.
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[Miller boasts he can deliver a roundhouse kick to Rafe's face, which Mr. Teller hears and calls him out to perform]
Miller : Of course, I can, but I just can't do it now, because, uh... I forgot to renew the lethal weapon registration on my feet.
Mr. Teller : Yeah that's a bummer. I hate it when that happens.
